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Canada does however have most of the worlds fresh water, oil, soon to open up northern routes and space.
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All of which belongs to Jesus, and therefore America, his favorite country.Originally posted by Lord_lancelout View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Yes, that is why we are considering allowing Canada to be the 51st state ahead of Puerto Rico and New Zealand. The problem is that Canada, being half French, is liable to surrender to the first eskimo who waves a spear.Originally posted by Lord_lancelout View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Well it is still under canadian authority. If america wants it they will have to wait till (JESUS) comes down and tells us to hand it over.Comment
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Isn't that what the Messican'ts said about California?Originally posted by Lord_lancelout View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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JESUS has already sent HIS personal envoy, the GODLY President George Bush who is writing up the papers to take over Canada as we speak.Originally posted by Lord_lancelout View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Canada Hates the Truth
When Jesus whispers in GWB's ear, you can bet America will take your third world french outpost in a thrice. We will send the girl scouts to slap your mayor or whatever tribal leader you have, and the famous cannuckistan white flags will be flying all over the tundra.Originally posted by Lord_lancelout View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Canada Hates the Truth
Ok, first of all, we are not half french, one province out of ten is mainly french speaking. That doesn't make all of Canada half french. Second of all why would we want to become part of the US? And why would you have a state that's bigger than all of the rest of America?Comment
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Oh don't worry, we can carve you up in a jiffy.Originally posted by Stuey105 View Post
I noticed that you cannot deny the fact that God hates Canada for letting the radical sodomites destroy normal marriage...
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Canada Hates the Truth
seeing as the land now known as Canada was discovered first and the fact that the fur trade, and a large portion of all settlers first came to Canada might have something to do with it? and the fact that we are also a country in case you didn't know, we have been for quite some time now and beleive it or not people have lived here the entire time and have, whadda ya know, a historyOriginally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
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Re: Canada Hates the Truth
How the fuck can you hate Canada so much? Love thy neighbor, mother fuckers.Comment
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Re: Canada Hates the Truth
Don't censor my rage! The word filters are violating the freedom speech, a sacred American right! When you don't allow Americans to speak you violate our freedoms that God and Jesus allowed us to have! Jesus loved everyone, but you people sure don't! I see the constant slanders of countries that are our greatest allies, mainly Canada and the UK, and you pin them to the cross as communists and satanists? For shame. It's like I'm actually in the dark ages.Comment
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Re: Canada Hates the Truth
Love thy neighbor, people. And right now, I ain't seeing much love. Just the fact that a small percentage of his followers would turn out this radical makes me sick. If this is how you people think, Jesus died in vain. I'm a Christian, and you people put Christianity to shame. You're just as radical as the extremists in the east. The only reason they want to kill us all is because they think all of us are like you people. We'll never get to undo that mistake they made.Comment
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Re: Canada Hates the Truth
You dare judge how Christian we are? By barging into our forum and cussing and hurling insults? And you claim you are a Christian?
Let me ask you this: Does God approve of swearing?
Hint: It's in the Bible.
Hint #2: Try Psalms 10:7, Psalms 59:12, Romans 3:13-18, 1 Peter 1:15.
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No you aren't. You're a wishy-washy "Christian Lite" who's obviously never read the Bible: otherwise, instead of being outraged by the Word of God, you'd be singing His praises WITH us.Originally posted by AllofmyWHY? View Post
You're a John 3:16er.
You take one or two verses OUT OF CONTEXT and think that you are going to glide into Heaven.
Nope.
<-----you
Heed my advice, boy: go down to WalMart and get a 1611 KJV Bible (only $4.97!!!) and read it. Then apply ALL of it to your daily life.
(2 Timothy 3:16-17) "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: That the man of God may be perfect, throughly furnished unto all good works."
Yours in Christ,
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