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  • #16
    Re: Did Michael Jackson Fake His Death?

    I was just contacted by a True Christian(tm) in Dusseldorf who reports that Michael Jackson has been sighted there, posing as a Gypsy.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #17
      Michael Jackson Memorial Gifts

      Just wanted to remind all the fine folks of Landover, I still got tickets to tomorrows big showmemorial. Half price and VIP parking for Landover True Christians. It is my way of giving back. There will be gift pavilions located throughout the event where you can purchase some fine memorabilia like:
      the trademark glove ($35.00, $30.00 to folks from Landover)
      the yid curly cue ($25.00, $23.00 to folks from Landover)
      the bad ass hat ($95.00, $80.00 to folks from Landover)
      And my personal favorite, the Michael Jackson "Stages of my Life" mask collection. Each mask is an accurate duplication (made from molds of his actual face) of MJ's facial appearance. These are true to life professional items, not dollar store knock-offs. Wear one of these and your friends will truly think they have seen a ghost. I've been wearing one from time to time over the last few days, the laughs I get a are priceless. Hehehe, my favorite was when I lay down on the table in the LA autopsy room. I shoved MJ back in the cooler, Jermaine (he is such a wuss) came in to see Michael. I sprung up and went boo! Hehehe, that boy went as white as MJ. I know this is what Micheal would of wanted, to see people laugh, I am doing my best to carry on his legacy. Now, being these here masks are so life like they even fooled a family member, they are not cheap at $950.00 a set ($875.00 for you folks). The original price was supposed to be much higher but I found some Chinky folks that could do it on the cheap. Apparently there was some Hasbro toy factory that got shut down last fall that was just sitting there.

      Now, to purchase any of these items, simply use the Landover Pay Pal system (locate at the bottom of your screen). Being the money is coming in though Landover, we will automatically provide these fine items at the special price. And, if you act now and but them all, you may take an additional 10% off your order. Please, do not forget to include S&H.

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      • #18
        Re: Did Michael Jackson Fake His Death?

        After faking his race,sex (i.e. gender,potency,preference, adnauseium), talent. and so on and on and on. What else is there left but to fake his death. What was your first clue ? He is most likely hiding in Miami in the Somoza compound with Idi Amin,Elvis,Jim Morrison,Andy Kaufman and who knows who else.
        Wrestling with Demons.
        Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
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        • #19
          Re: Did Michael Jackson Fake His Death?

          he was nothing but a wierdo kiddy fiddling freak show anyway.

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          • #20
            Re: Did Michael Jackson Fake His Death?

            Maybe we should start a pool on how long it takes before Latoya brings out her newly discoverd twin sister.
            Wrestling with Demons.
            Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
            LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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            • #21
              Re: Did Michael Jackson Fake His Death?

              I honestly cannot understand all this hubub about Michael Jackson's death. Do any of you folks honestly think he was really talented? I just don't see it. Oh, sure, he might have been able to dance, but no better or worse than most darkies-- I suppose that's why he tried to disguise his Negroness, to appear to be a normal person that is a very good dancer.

              No, I do not think Michael Jackson was especially talented. Not like, say, the incomperable showman, Mr. Rupert Holmes. Now THAT'S talent!!

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              • #22
                Re: Did Michael Jackson Fake His Death?

                Amen Brother Monty, and who can forget Herb Alpert:

                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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                • #23
                  Re: Did Michael Jackson genuine His Death?

                  so many Rumors about the death of Michael,some people says he is poisoned some people say he was suicide,for me I don't give a care about it,he is my idol and it sad me for sure after he passed away

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                  • #24
                    Re: Did Michael Jackson genuine His Death?

                    Originally posted by wrongful1212 View Post

                    wrongful death
                    lawyer

                    I clicked your link to the wrongful death lawyer blog. Was it translated by babelfish? It's pretty difficult to read.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Did Michael Jackson genuine His Death?

                      Originally posted by wrongful1212 View Post
                      so many Rumors about the death of Michael,some people says he is poisoned some people say he was suicide,for me I don't give a care about it,he is my idol and it sad me for sure after he passed away



                      How many times did you sleep with him? Did you pitch or catch? Your "idol" was a Hellbound sodomite.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Is Michael Jackson's Death Genuine?

                        I dont reckon he is bet his on a beach somewhere earing 20 per cent
                        ("I don't reckon he is dead, he's on a beach somewhere earning 20%" - translated from the original Gibberish by Bathfire E.)
                        The glory of the LORD went up from the cherub, and stood over the threshold of the house; and the house was filled with the cloud, and the court was full of the brightness of the LORD's glory

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                        • #27
                          Re: Did Michael Jackson genuine His Death?

                          Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                          Amen Brother Monty, and who can forget Herb Alpert:


                          Or my personal favorite Captain and Tennille!

                          Muskrat love



                          Oh and Wrongful, Michael Jackson is in HELL being anally raped by Satan on a daily basis for singing his demonic rock and roll music.
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                          • #28
                            Re: Is Michael Jackson's Death Genuine?

                            Are you all serious? That is no way for christians to speak of another wonderful human being. Michael never hurt a single soul. It's a shame to see "christians" so judgemental of a loving, caring man God put here to do some great work like he has done for millions of children world-wide.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Is Michael Jackson's Death Genuine?

                              Originally posted by Love_MJ View Post
                              Are you all serious? That is no way for christians to speak of another wonderful human being. Michael never hurt a single soul. It's a shame to see "christians" so judgemental of a loving, caring man God put here to do some great work like he has done for millions of children world-wide.
                              Excuse me, but Michael Jackson was a member of the Jehovah Wtness cult, he was a child molester and he sang vile, degenerate jungle music that advocated fornication. He is being tortured in the deepest pits of hell even now.

                              Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                              And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #30
                                Re: Is Michael Jackson's Death Genuine?

                                Originally posted by Love_MJ View Post
                                great work like he has done for millions of children world-wide.
                                If molestation is your idea of doing great work, I'd hate to know what it takes to earn your disapproval.
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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