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  • Christian Attacked on Bus by Michael Jackson Homer

    I have said many times in recent days that THIS kind of thing will be on the increase during these End Times. When Jesus kills a demon and sends it to hell, satan grows infuriated and rattles his cage. Look for homers to commit suicide next.

    Michael Jackson's death sparks bus brawl

    MIAMI (Reuters) – A fight broke out on a Florida bus when news of Michael Jackson's death sparked debate over whether he should be remembered as a great musical talent, and one passenger was charged with assault, police said on Friday.

    The bus was moving through the city of North Lauderdale on Thursday when passenger James Kiernan received a text message about Jackson's death on his cell phone, and he read it aloud on the bus, the Broward County Sheriff's Department said.

    The unidentified bus driver opined that "Michael Jackson should have been in jail long ago," prompting Kiernan, 60, to retort that "the world just lost a great musical talent," the police report said.

    It said the last remark enraged another passenger, Henry Wideman, who started a swearing match with Kiernan, then pulled out a knife and chased Kiernan down the aisle with it.

    The driver called his dispatcher and pulled over near a convenience store to wait for sheriff's deputies, who arrested Wideman, 54. He remained in jail on Friday on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Christian Attacked on Bus by Michael Jackson Homer

    Hey, the guy wasn't killed. I predict next week that someone will be killed over a Michael Jackson argument.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: Christian Attacked on Bus by Michael Jackson Homer

      I'm sure the guy with a knife was African-American, he pulled a knife after all. It just surprises me that he got so upset from people blasting over the bleached jigaboo's sins. I for one cannot tolerate the sound of his girlish squeaks, and I will have to endure it all week now, with all the "specials" to praise his "talent". Why God didn't just banished him from Earth after such a blatant advocation of masturbation as "Beat It" is beyond me.
      Job 40:15-18 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.

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      • #4
        Re: Christian Attacked on Bus by Michael Jackson Homer

        Originally posted by Ammiel Habakuk View Post
        I'm sure the guy with a knife was African-American, he pulled a knife after all.
        Could have been an Aussie, too.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • #5
          Re: Christian Attacked on Bus by Michael Jackson Homer

          You are right, the news say the guy pulled a knife, but the don't say if it is a real knife.
          Job 40:15-18 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.

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          • #6
            Re: Christian Attacked on Bus by Michael Jackson Homer

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            Could have been an Aussie, too.
            That's the time the Austrian guy pulled a knife on Jimi Hendrix, right? I remember hearing about that from my father, Pastor Lamentations Flint.

            He told me not to trust negroes.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #7
              Re: Christian Attacked on Bus by Michael Jackson Homer

              How Christian! You guys are racist...good job!

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              • #8
                Re: Christian Attacked on Bus by Michael Jackson Homer

                That Kiernan guy had it coming. Clearly the so-called "suspect" pulled a knife out in self-defense. Kiernan probably kept praising Michael Jackson despite him being a pedophile and the suspect probably feared for his safety and his children's safety and did the only rational thing.

                Let's hope a sane, True Christian(tm) jury finds him Not Guilty!

                Oh wait...it's Ft. Lauderdale...nothing but homos and freaks on that jury. A sad day for justice.

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                • #9
                  Re: Christian Attacked on Bus by Michael Jackson Homer

                  oh yes.. real "christian" of someone to pull a knife and attack someone for their opinion. Oh wait.. that is the christian way isn't it? If you don't like someone or their opinion, attack them either with words or weapons. *laugh* I'm glad my friends sent me this forum link, it's a damn good laugh to see the amount of hypocrisy and idiocy there is in the world.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Christian Attacked on Bus by Michael Jackson Homer

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    I have said many times in recent days that THIS kind of thing will be on the increase during these End Times. When Jesus kills a demon and sends it to hell, satan grows infuriated and rattles his cage. Look for homers to commit suicide next.
                    This proves the point I've made many, many times: Senior citizens are dangerous and unpredictable, and should not be trusted on buses or in other confined spaces with members of the law-abiding public!

                    <-- Walks fine, cane is for bludgeoning!

                    They are a hazard to normal people, my friends. This is just one more case of an oldster flying into a murderous rampage! Once upon a time, brutal slaughter only accompanied seniors' discussions of important subjects like abortion and the Holocaust, but now copycat codgers are duelling over Michael Jackson. What's next? A battle to the death over whether Miller Light tastes great or is less filling? Will grandpas kill a young mother for squeezing the Charmin?

                    <-- Beware! Glasses used to focus sunlight and start fires!

                    Keep your eye on those gruesome graybeards! These gory geezers will gut you as soon as look at you! They should be securely locked away in "nursing homes" . . . not for their safety, but for ours!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Christian Attacked on Bus by Michael Jackson Homer

                      Why can't these people wait till the days leading up to my tell all book release and movie premier about Michael.

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