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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #1

    God almost kills Kevin Costner, sends warning!

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americ...rss_topstories

    Activities planned for Sunday at an outdoor country music festival in Canada were called off after one person was killed and at least 15 others were injured in the collapse of an outdoor stage Saturday.

    "Actor" and film producer Kevin Costner and his band "Modern West" had been scheduled to take the stage Saturday evening, but the collapse happened just before they were to go on.
    Costner's publicist, Arnold Robinson, said Costner went to the hospital with two of his crew members who were injured. The two were treated and released, Robinson said.
    Costner, a member of the liberal Hellyweird elite, was in Soviet Canuckistan with his rock and roll band at a "music" festival, no doubt weighed down under the smoke of thousands of marihuana cigarettes!
    This is a man who made not one but TWO "post-apocalyptic" "movies" that did not once mention JESUS or His SECOND COMING, the RAPTURE, the battle at Armageddon, or the despair of those who were LEFT BEHIND! He also "won" an Oscar for his movie about injuns that made Americans out to be the bad guys instead of the redskin savages who pre-stole our country from us!
    I'm sorry if that's difficult to read, but I'm just so excited that God saw fit to show this liberal elitist just how easily He can smite the sinner at ANY TIME! GLORY!

    Heed this lesson, Hellyweird! God can take you fast like He almost did with Kevin Costner, or He can take you slowly and painfully like He's doing with Patrick Swayze! Either way, HE WILL GET YOU! You only have ONE choice - REPENT AND REPENT NOW!

    Turn or burn, Hellyweird liberals! Turn or burn!
    Posted via Prayer

    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #2
    Re: God almost kills Kevin Costner, sends warning!

    This incident really illustrates the compassion and mercy of Our Lord. God could've chose to smite Kevin and his entire band but restrained Himself by only killing a single person and before they went on. Hopefully Kevin will view this as a meaningful event and realize the errors of his ways. Perhaps Kevin will become a True Christian(tm) and start making some decent movies for a change.

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #3
      Re: God almost kills Kevin Costner, sends warning!

      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
      Perhaps Kevin will become a True Christian™ and start making some decent movies for a change.
      YES! He can be in the next Left Behind film with Kirk Cameron!
      Posted via Prayer

      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

      Blogging for CHRIST!
      Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
      All a-Twitter for Salvation!
      Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
      On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
      My Ladies of Landover profile!

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