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  • Mrs. Rogers
    compassion personified
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2692

    #1

    Farrakhan may be kicking the bucket soon - Praise!

    Louis Farrakhan reveals illness

    The leader of the American Muslim organisation Nation of Islam, Louis Farrakhan, says he is seriously ill.

    In an open letter to members, the 73-year-old said he was suffering pain like that he had felt in 1998 when he was diagnosed with prostate cancer.

    He requested that his followers carry on with his movement after his death.

    He supports African-Americans having their own nation and is regarded as one of the most controversial and charismatic African-Americans alive.

    He has also been accused of being an anti-Semite.

    He revealed his health problems in a letter on Friday to Nation of Islam members in its newspaper, the Final Call, in which he compared his health problems to those of Fidel Castro.

    'Period of testing'

    The letter, also published on Nation of Islam's website, goes into graphic detail about his fight against "serious pain".

    He announces that he is "postponing indefinitely all engagements, meetings and appointments".

    "In this period of testing, you can prove to the world that the Nation of Islam is more than the charisma, eloquence and personality of Louis Farrakhan," he said. [...]
    There's really no need to bother saving Mr. Farrakhan; in Hell he will be quite alright, as no matter how many demons use him as a very different sort of camel 'hump', Louis will be protected by that backside-buffering confidence of his.
    True Christians are Perfect!

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    Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #2
    Even BETTER news. The radio is reporting that Osama bin Ladin died from drinking polluted water. Of course no one has seen the body and it's pretty safe to say no one ever will. But even so, our imprecatory prayers seem to have worked. If he really IS dead, WE prayed him to death.

    If he isn't, the cheese-eating surrender monkeys are lying again.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552

      #3
      Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
      There's really no need to bother saving Mr. Farrakhan; in Hell he will be quite alright, as no matter how many demons use him as a very different sort of camel 'hump', Louis will be protected by that backside-buffering confidence of his.
      PRAISE JESUS!! When that nigra finally coughs up his rotten guts and gets drop-kicked straight to hell, the Mint Juleps are on me!

      I can't wait to see him join his nigra communist buddies in hell: The King family, Malcolm X, Jackie Robinson and Little Stevie Wonder. What a time they'll have getting disemboweled over and over again for eternity. PRAISE JESUS!!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Deaner
        Christ's Love Messenger
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 5932

        #4
        Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
        He supports African-Americans having their own nation
        What the hell are they going to do with their own nation? Mooch off each other?

        "Hi, I'm Shawon Brown, and I'm the leader of the newly formed African American nation. I'd just like to inform you that nap time has been extended from Monday all the way up to Thursday effective immediately."

        What's the name of their political parties going to be? The Bloods and the Crips? Are their main industries going to be producing crack and large shiny stuff to wear around your neck?

        C'mon, this is going to be a riot. I'm all for it, why aren't we moving on this?

        Dean

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