[Roberta]

Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

I was addressing Roberta, who had shared her sinful behavior with us.

Have you too scarred your body in defiance of God's commandment?

If you feel embarrassed about showing them to a True Christian™ Pastor, then how will you feel when Jesus takes a look?

Your shame is well placed. Any photographs should be sent to me privately.

Dear Pastor,

I have a precious Angel on my left 32DD cup breast and a yellow rose that is completely obscured by my abundant mass of pubic hair. Does this mean I will suffer eternal damnation?

Your Dairymaid Roberta

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

Dear Pastor,

I have a precious Angel on my left 32DD cup breast and a yellow rose that is completely obscured by my abundant mass of pubic hair. Does this mean I will suffer eternal damnation?

Your Dairymaid Roberta

32DD? Have you looked at your Avy?

You are a carpenter's dream. Flat as a bored and easy to nail.

[Juliette]

Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

Dear Pastor,

I have a precious Angel on my left 32DD cup breast and a yellow rose that is completely obscured by my abundant mass of pubic hair. Does this mean I will suffer eternal damnation?

Your Dairymaid Roberta

Well. That's a lot of information I didn't ask for.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

The only tattoos I can support in good conscience are identification numbers for the unsaved masses so they can't hide from the Forces of Good come Armageddon.

[Roberta]

Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

How can I get an identification number and where should I have it tattooed? Thanks in advance for your advice.

Roberta

[Cheshire]

Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

Do you think Jesus wants to see you in heaven, with your body covered in tattoos? I think not!

[Roberta]

Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust--my soul is not tattooed!

[Roberta]

Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

32DD? Have you looked at your Avy?

You are a carpenter's dream. Flat as a bored and easy to nail.

I got "bored" by a Pastor (who will remain un-named) last night! It was a dream cum true. You hit the nail on the head.

BTW, he really enjoyed putting his nose under my arms. You could probably have a decent sex life as a natural woman in spite of your obviously pumped up breasts, Thumper.

[Roberta]

Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

And I forgot to mention--our precious Lord Jesus was a carpenter!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

I got "bored" by a Pastor (who will remain un-named) last night! It was a dream cum true. You hit the nail on the head.

BTW, he really enjoyed putting his nose under my arms. You could probably have a decent sex life as a natural woman in spite of your obviously pumped up breasts, Thumper.

Listen up you hairy harlot: Sister Thumper's anatomy is none of your business! You have done nothing productive here ever since you arrived. You will not find any True Christian™ Men or ladies who want to fornicate with you.

Watch your mouth or you will lose it.