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  • #16
    Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

    Originally posted by Phoenix Risen View Post
    My husband does not "steward" my body.
    So you married a queer? That explains alot.

    Actually, Jesus expects a proper Christian husband to SUBJECTIFY His wife.

    1 Peter 3:1
    Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.

    Tell the truth now; you're a beard, aren't you.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #17
      Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

      Originally posted by Phoenix Risen View Post
      I don't think my multiple ear piercings, belly button ring, or tattoos are going to send me to hell.
      I don't understand you at all. Almighty God temporarily sacrificed Himself to Himself so that the saved wouldn't have to go to the hell that He had created, and yet you can't be bothered to show your gratitude by not getting piercings and tattoos? Why do you hate Jesus so much?
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      • #18
        Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

        Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
        I don't understand you at all. Almighty God temporarily sacrificed Himself to Himself so that the saved wouldn't have to go to the hell that He had created, and yet you can't be bothered to show your gratitude by not getting piercings and tattoos? Why do you hate Jesus so much?

        I don't hate Jesus. I have piercings and tattoos because I find them aesthically pleasing.

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        • #19
          Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

          Originally posted by Phoenix Risen View Post
          I don't hate Jesus. I have piercings and tattoos because I find them aesthically pleasing.
          Jesus doesn't. Why are you so inconsiderate?
          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
          So you married a queer? That explains alot.
          Am I the only one who thinks that that sounds like some kind of vile mainstream media sitcom? "I married a queer - coming soon to NBC. Starring Pheonix Risen and John Edwards."
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #20
            Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            So you married a queer? That explains alot.

            Actually, Jesus expects a proper Christian husband to SUBJECTIFY His wife.

            1 Peter 3:1
            Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.


            He's straight. he simply agrees with me that a woman's body belongs to her. He doesn't try to tell me what clothes to wear, what cosmetics to use, where I can go, with whom I can associate, etc. He will tell me if he especially likes or dislikes something, and sometimes I change it to please him, and sometimes I don't change it if it pleases me.
            It works both ways. I don't tell him what to wear or where to go, or choose his friends for him. I express my opinion, and sometimes he changes things to please me, and sometimes he does what pleases him.
            He has a life of his own, I have a life of my own, and we have parts of our lives that we sahre with each other. It works for us.
            We have affection, not subjection.

            Tell the truth now; you're a beard, aren't you.

            Nope - hubby is the only one in our house capable of growing facial hair.

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            • #21
              Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

              Originally posted by Phoenix Risen View Post
              My husband does not "steward" my body.
              Well, at least you didn't marry a Wiccan. He'd want to "stew" your body.

              Now, STOP HATING JESUS!

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              • #22
                Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

                Originally posted by Phoenix Risen View Post
                Nope - hubby is the only one in our house capable of growing facial hair.
                According to the description of that hellhole you live in, it sounds like your husband is probably also the only one in your house capable of shaving their legs!
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • #23
                  Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  According to the description of that hellhole you live in, it sounds like your husband is probably also the only one in your house capable of shaving their legs!

                  What hellhole? A household where mutual respect is practiced? Trust me, it makes things quite pleasant for both of us.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

                    Originally posted by Phoenix Risen View Post
                    I don't think my multiple ear piercings, belly button ring, or tattoos are going to send me to hell.
                    Friend, Jesus was a RAD DUDE!

                    He had some peircings.

                    One in each hand, through both feet and also a gouge taken out of his side.

                    Friend, in the first post in this thread we saw where the LORD said not to do that.

                    Friend, this is just another example of how Jesus temporarily became an abomination, so you don't have to.

                    Another example is that Jesus hung from the tree.

                    Deuteronomy 21:23 His body shall not remain all night upon the tree, but thou shalt in any wise bury him that day; (for he that is hanged is accursed of God; ) that thy land be not defiled, which the LORD thy God giveth thee for an inheritance.

                    Friend, Jesus died for you. He became the thing we aren't supposed to be. Just because He did it, doesn't mean you can do it to.

                    (and i'm sorry to hear you don't have eyebrows.)

                    YIC
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                    Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

                      Originally posted by Brother V View Post
                      (and i'm sorry to hear you don't have eyebrows.

                      I have no idea what you're talking about. Where did you get the idea that I had no eyebrows?

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                      • #26
                        Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

                        Originally posted by Phoenix Risen View Post
                        I have no idea what you're talking about. Where did you get the idea that I had no eyebrows?
                        Probably from the comment you made about having no facial hair.

                        You may decide what you do with your body here in this temporal realm, Phoenix; but Jesus will decide what is done with it for all eternity. You would do well to listen to his instructions before it is too late and your sorry behind has been dropkicked into the lake of Fire.

                        And I hope that you haven't named yourself after a character in that abomination of a film called "X-men".
                        Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

                          Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                          Probably from the comment you made about having no facial hair.

                          Ah - I see. I guess I should have specified whiskers.

                          You may decide what you do with your body here in this temporal realm, Phoenix; but Jesus will decide what is done with it for all eternity. You would do well to listen to his instructions before it is too late and your sorry behind has been dropkicked into the lake of Fire.

                          Physical bodies don't go to heaven or to hell - they rot.

                          And I hope that you haven't named yourself after a character in that abomination of a film called "X-men".
                          Actually, I like X-men, but no, that's not wher the name came from. When I found out that my ex was being unfaithful, and going through a very nasty divorce over it, I felt as though my world had turned to ashes. I spent a while feeling sorry for myself, until I realized that I was better off without him, and began to live my life the way I wanted to. I took the name Phoenix to signify my having brought myself back to life out of the ashes.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

                            Originally posted by Phoenix Risen View Post
                            Actually, I like X-men, but no, that's not wher the name came from. When I found out that my ex was being unfaithful, and going through a very nasty divorce over it, I felt as though my world had turned to ashes. I spent a while feeling sorry for myself, until I realized that I was better off without him, and began to live my life the way I wanted to. I took the name Phoenix to signify my having brought myself back to life out of the ashes.
                            certain irony there Phoenix; only Jesus can truly bring you back from the dead and by abandoning your husband and taking up with another man your actions have preclude Christ from doing that.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

                              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                              certain irony there Phoenix; only Jesus can truly bring you back from the dead and by abandoning your husband and taking up with another man your actions have preclude Christ from doing that.

                              My ex abandoned me the first time he crawled into another woman's bed. I am now married to a man who truly loves and respects me. If Jesus would send me to hell for that, so be it.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

                                Originally posted by Phoenix Risen View Post
                                Physical bodies don't go to heaven or to hell - they rot.
                                No, physical bodies are resurrected at the Day of Judgment, at the end of the world. Read your Bible . . .

                                So God will see then exactly what you did to yourself.

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