New Jersey Spits on Jesus

[Pastor Ezekiel]

In a move certain to draw the next terrorist attack away from the Joos in NYC, the Godless State of New Jersey is about to passTHIS law, forcing Christian pharmacists to sell prescriptions for debauchery, perversion and sin to any and all who demand it. Why must we be persecuted?

Bill would require pharmacies to fill orders no matter beliefs

TRENTON, N.J. (AP) A pharmacy would be required to fill prescriptions for any drug it stocks such as birth-control pills regardless of a pharmacist's moral beliefs under a bill that cleared the Legislature on Monday.

The bill, approved 56-18 by the Assembly, establishes a pharmacy's duty to fill lawful prescriptions without undue delay and without consideration for a pharmacist's moral, philosophical or religious beliefs.

If a pharmacy doesn't have a prescription in stock, the pharmacy would have to either obtain it under expedited ordering or find a nearby pharmacy to fill the prescription.

So now all you sinners can just slither over to NJ and get your abortion pills and your queer butt creams and such. Just be advised that Jesus takes note of everything you put in your mouth.

[Miss Hikari]

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You know, some people take birth control pills, for legitimate medical conditions. I am one of them. For butt cremes... Well, live and let live. That's no one's business what people do behind closed doors. I think this is an excellent law. It should be enforced in all the states.
-Hii

[Brother Temperance]

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You know, some people take birth control pills, for legitimate medical conditions.

How can murder be legitimate?

For butt cremes... Well, live and let live. That's no one's business what people do behind closed doors.

A ) No it isn't, God is omnipotent, so everything that happens anywhere is His business.
B ) This law isn't about what people do behind closed doors, it's about queers mincing their way into respectable Christian business and forcing their beliefs down their throats without their consent. They might as well make it mandatory to sodomise everyone in sight and be done with it.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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In a move certain to draw the next terrorist attack away from the Joos in NYC, the Godless State of New Jersey is about to passTHIS law, forcing Christian pharmacists to sell prescriptions for debauchery, perversion and sin to any and all who demand it. Why must we be persecuted?



So now all you sinners can just slither over to NJ and get your abortion pills and your queer butt creams and such. Just be advised that Jesus takes note of everything you put in your mouth.

If contraception is a violation of your religious beliefs, then don't take a job as a pharmacist, where your professional duty is to fill whatever prescription the doctor writes.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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If contraception is a violation of your religious beliefs, then don't take a job as a pharmacist, where your professional duty is to fill whatever prescription the doctor writes.

No one should be required to kill babies and/or assist in the spread of homer germs. That's pushing your satanic belief system a bit far, don't you think?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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No one should be required to kill babies and/or assist in the spread of homer germs. That's pushing your satanic belief system a bit far, don't you think?

Contraception is not killing anything - birth control pills prevent ovulation. No egg, no baby.

As for "homer germs", you spread those same bacilli every time you smooch Thumper.

[Miss Hikari]

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How can murder be legitimate?

I never said it was. I take them because of a medical condition, not because I don't wanna get pregnant.

A ) No it isn't, God is omnipotent, so everything that happens anywhere is His business.

Your god's a pervert. Watching poor people in the shower!!! Yuck!

B ) This law isn't about what people do behind closed doors, it's about queers mincing their way into respectable Christian business and forcing their beliefs down their throats without their consent. They might as well make it mandatory to sodomise everyone in sight and be done with it.

You're funny, BT. They not trying to do that at all. The lawmakers are trying to make it so everyone can get the drugs that they are supposed to have. Whether you like it or not.

[Brother Temperance]

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Your god's a pervert. Watching poor people in the shower!!! Yuck!

Yet again we see the hateful Marxist logic that drives all secularists, but especially the ones who like Oriental films. Watching poor people in the shower is considered to be somehow perverted, but violating rich people's privacy is seen as being natural and justified, just like violating their bank accounts with tax-and-spend policies or cruelly infringing on their God-given right to work their Mexican labourers for more than 18 hours a day. Listen here, Lady Lenin: the class war is over. Ronald Reagan and Jesus won, so just sit there quietly and wait for some wealth to trickle down to you, OK?

You're funny, BT. They not trying to do that at all. The lawmakers are trying to make it so everyone can get the drugs that they are supposed to have.

Yes, but who decides what drugs people are supposed to have? Jesus, or some curry-munching cow-worshipper who defies God's Law?

[Miss Hikari]

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Yet again we see the hateful Marxist logic that drives all secularists, but especially the ones who like Oriental films. Watching poor people in the shower is considered to be somehow perverted, but violating rich people's privacy is seen as being natural and justified, just like violating their bank accounts with tax-and-spend policies or cruelly infringing on their God-given right to work their Mexican labourers for more than 18 hours a day. Listen here, Lady Lenin: the class war is over. Ronald Reagan and Jesus won, so just sit there quietly and wait for some wealth to trickle down to you, OK?
Excuse me? I'm not poor by any means. I just decide to work my ass off so I don't wind up another Paris Hilton. (I'm not as rich as her, yeah, but I still don't want to be a spoiled brat.)

Yes, but who decides what drugs people are supposed to have? Jesus, or some curry-munching cow-worshipper who defies God's Law?
Well, let's see BT.... I'm gonna go with, oh, I don't know, maybe... THE PHARMACIST! jesus has nothing to do with what someone's body, is or is not doing.

Bleh, you true christian's never learn...

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Jesus has nothing to do with what someone's body, is or is not doing.

This is one of the stupidest, lame-brained, nonsensical things you've ever said! Jesus made our bodies, so He has everything to do with what our bodies are doing! Next you'll be saying Ferrari has nothing to do with the 599 GTB Fiorano I drive to church, Beretta has nothing to do with the 3032 Tomcat in my purse, or that Applebee's had nothing to do with the fine dinner my husband, Mr. Whitford, treated me to this evening!
Put away the mangle comics and hashish pipes and come on over to the real world, child, before it's too late!

[Miss Hikari]

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This is one of the stupidest, lame-brained, nonsensical things you've ever said! Jesus made our bodies, so He has everything to do with what our bodies are doing! Next you'll be saying Ferrari has nothing to do with the 599 GTB Fiorano I drive to church, Beretta has nothing to do with the 3032 Tomcat in my purse, or that Applebee's had nothing to do with the fine dinner my husband, Mr. Whitford, treated me to this evening!
Put away the mangle comics and hashish pipes and come on over to the real world, child, before it's too late!

I'll read my manga if I want to, thank you very much. And I am in the real world. I dunno about you, Missy Maria. Jesus has nothing to do with my syndrome, and he doesn't have anything to do if two guys wanna make love or not. That is, IF he exists.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I'll read my manga if I want to, thank you very much. And I am in the real world. I dunno about you, Missy Maria. Jesus has nothing to do with my syndrome, and he doesn't have anything to do if two guys wanna make love or not. That is, IF he exists.

Jesus had everything to do with your syndrome because He wanted you to be a retarded. If you can't accept that, then you're damned to... Oh, I guess you are anyway.
Never mind.

[Miss Hikari]

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Jesus had everything to do with your syndrome because He wanted you to be a retarded. If you can't accept that, then you're damned to... Oh, I guess you are anyway.
Never mind.

My syndrome has nothing to do with my mental facilities. If I don't take birth control pills, I may not ever be able to have children. And that would be bad, right? I can't pop out little soldiers for Christ!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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My syndrome has nothing to do with my mental facilities. If I don't take birth control pills, I may not ever be able to have children. And that would be bad, right? I can't pop out little soldiers for Christ!

If you can't live up to your natural use, if you can't be saved in childbearing, why bother? Why not just live up to your name and commit hari-kari?
Or instead you can accept Jesus into your life, ignore the lies of the joo doctor who wants you to take birth control pills, and give your womb over to God's plan! Whatever happens is because He wants it to happen! Granted, retarded gooks have a harder time than normal people getting Saved, but it can happen!

[Miss Hikari]

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If you can't live up to your natural use, if you can't be saved in childbearing, why bother? Why not just live up to your name and commit hari-kari?
Or instead you can accept Jesus into your life, ignore the lies of the joo doctor who wants you to take birth control pills, and give your womb over to God's plan! Whatever happens is because He wants it to happen! Granted, retarded gooks have a harder time than normal people getting Saved, but it can happen!

*sigh* You know what? I give up. Some people never learn. I. Don't. Want. To. Be. Saved. I'm perfectly fine and happy the way I am. The birth control pills have actually, improved my health. My doctor's not Jewish either. She's Chinese, I think. Maybe Korean. I never asked.