[WickedWitch]

Re: New Jersey Spits on Jesus

You know, some people take birth control pills, for legitimate medical conditions. I am one of them....
-Hii

I take birth control pills for a medical reason, too: I have adenomyosis. If it isn't personal, what is it that you have?

[Miss Hikari]

Re: New Jersey Spits on Jesus

I take birth control pills for a medical reason, too: I have adenomyosis. If it isn't personal, what is it that you have?

I have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. It's nothing personal, really. No one can really tell I have it until I tell them. So... yeah. I've had it since I was 13, so I'm used to it.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: New Jersey Spits on Jesus

I. Don't. Want. To. Be. Saved.

Then why are you here? I don't want to eat babies, so I don't go to Wicced forums. I don't want to be raped by tentacle monsters, so I don't go to mangled comic forums. You claim you don't want to be saved, but not only did you come to a True Christian™ forum, you insist on hanging around.
That can only mean one of two things. Either you're lying to yourself and you really do want to be saved, or you're doing the work of your Satanic master and are here to subvert our holy work and try to keep us from saving those who come here thirsting for a sin-free life and the love of Jesus.
If it's the former, then free yourself from the grasp that sin has on your life and we will help you. If it's the latter, then you are truly a monster of unspeakable proportions.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: New Jersey Spits on Jesus

Then why are you here? I don't want to eat babies, so I don't go to Wicced forums. I don't want to be raped by tentacle monsters, so I don't go to mangled comic forums. You claim you don't want to be saved, but not only did you come to a True Christian™ forum, you insist on hanging around.
That can only mean one of two things. Either you're lying to yourself and you really do want to be saved, or you're doing the work of your Satanic master and are here to subvert our holy work and try to keep us from saving those who come here thirsting for a sin-free life and the love of Jesus.
If it's the former, then free yourself from the grasp that sin has on your life and we will help you. If it's the latter, then you are truly a monster of unspeakable proportions.

Neither really. I just stick around cause you guys are hilarious! It gives me something to do on the internet.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: New Jersey Spits on Jesus

I take birth control pills for a medical reason, too: I have adenomyosis. If it isn't personal, what is it that you have?

I have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. It's nothing personal, really. No one can really tell I have it until I tell them. So... yeah. I've had it since I was 13, so I'm used to it.

Christ has smitten you both with cooter diseases, because you are loudmouthed feminazis who think they know more than Jesus and Men. If you were to accept Jesus as your personal Saviour, your cooters would be immediately flushed by the Lord and they would be shiny and new, ready to pop our future Soldiers for Christ.

Accept Jesus now, or he might have your cooters drop out on the floor the next time you're shopping at Walmart. He can do that too. Glory!!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: New Jersey Spits on Jesus

If contraception is a violation of your religious beliefs, then don't take a job as a pharmacist, where your professional duty is to fill whatever prescription the doctor writes.

You must not like living in a free country then. People are only "free" to the extent that they do what you want them to do according to your views. I'm reminded of the "excuse" that the Nazis gave that were running the concentration camps - they were just "following orders".

[Brother Temperance]

Re: New Jersey Spits on Jesus

*sigh* You know what? I give up. Some people never learn. I. Don't. Want. To. Be. Saved. I'm perfectly fine and happy the way I am. The birth control pills have actually, improved my health. My doctor's not Jewish either. She's Chinese, I think. Maybe Korean. I never asked.

So, a slant who works in the baby-killing industry? I'd advise you not to have any chink takeaways the day after they clean out the dead foetus bins, if you know what I'm saying.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: New Jersey Spits on Jesus

So, a slant who works in the baby-killing industry? I'd advise you not to have any chink takeaways the day after they clean out the dead foetus bins, if you know what I'm saying.

Ewwwwww..... Well, that stopped me from ordering takeout. Maybe I'll have sushi instead. Yeah, sushi... Yum.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: New Jersey Spits on Jesus

Ewwwwww..... Well, that stopped me from ordering takeout. Maybe I'll have sushi instead. Yeah, sushi... Yum.

Save some for me. I'll bring the calimari and a bottle of sake.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: New Jersey Spits on Jesus

Save some for me. I'll bring the calimari and a bottle of sake.

Sure. You wouldn't happen to have any wasabi either, would you? Or Soy Sauce?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: New Jersey Spits on Jesus

Sure. You wouldn't happen to have any wasabi either, would you? Or Soy Sauce?

Now what sort of cretin would eat sushi without wasabi, soy sauce, and sliced ginger?

I'm crushed that you think so little of me!

[Miss Hikari]

Re: New Jersey Spits on Jesus

Now what sort of cretin would eat sushi without wasabi, soy sauce, and sliced ginger?

I'm crushed that you think so little of me!

Gomen ne, Gomen ne.. I should have known better that to ask, of course you have some. Who wouldn't?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: New Jersey Spits on Jesus

Gomen ne, Gomen ne.. I should have known better that to ask, of course you have some. Who wouldn't?

While we're at it, how do you feel about hiziki? I love it!!

[Miss Hikari]

Re: New Jersey Spits on Jesus

While we're at it, how do you feel about hiziki? I love it!!

It's ok, I guess, my friend made me eat it once. I don't love it, but I won't throw it out the window.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: New Jersey Spits on Jesus

It's ok, I guess, my friend made me eat it once. I don't love it, but I won't throw it out the window.

More for me!

doing the happy hiziki dance....