Iowa lawmakers gettin' gay about "love"

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

A handful of Godly Republicans, desperately trying to amend the Iowa state constitution to ban homosexual "marriage", were brutally pounded into submission by Devil-worshipping Demoncrats in Iowa this week.

DES MOINES, Iowa - Republicans failed on Tuesday in their effort to start the process of amending the Iowa Constitution to ban gay marriage -- meaning it will likely be 2014 at the earliest before voters could decide on the issue.

Sodomites are doubtless planning a Valentine's Day orgy of perversion to celebrate.

"Happy VD", indeed!

I thought this was going to be a slam dunk for Landover's lobbyists! Is this why the extra effort on Project Habakkuk?

[Spaghetti Monster]

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And I'm just sure that every queer out there getting married will also be forcing heterosexual couples to get divorced, won't they?

Wait.... you're saying homosexuals don't actually do that?

Well, how are we supposed to be threatening traditional marriage again?

[ChoirBoy]

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And I'm just sure that every queer out there getting married will also be forcing heterosexual couples to get divorced, won't they?

Wait.... you're saying homosexuals don't actually do that?

Well, how are we supposed to be threatening traditional marriage again?

It is sometimes said that God protects retards and Drunks. (Drunks can and eventually will be saved unless their livers quit first, in which case they are going straight south)

It is never said that God protects Homos and Lesbos. You may change the laws, but in the eyes of God, only the union between a man and a woman is sanctified. Any other union, and it is only appeasement of weaker men giving in to their sinful thoughts. You may as well marry a goat, because your "marriage" will not be recognized by our Lord.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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And I'm just sure that every queer out there getting married will also be forcing heterosexual couples to get divorced, won't they?

Wait.... you're saying homosexuals don't actually do that?

Well, how are we supposed to be threatening traditional marriage again?

For one thing, the homosexual agenda will recruit more straight people to become gay, which means less straight marriages and more gay "marriages".

Second, by legalizing gay "marriage", it is creating a rift in society which, in turn, manifests in the private lives of straight married couples. I can tell you every time I hear about gay marriage being accepted, it makes my blood boil and therefore causes problems with my wife. I become more angry, she becomes more angry, and we take it out on each other.

Third, this just makes God angrier and we know how God punishes societies that turn their backs on Him. Try reading the story of Sodom and Gomorrah in Genesis.

So let's discard the erroneous notion that you people "aren't hurting anybody" by pushing for legalization. What you are doing is mocking God and ripping society apart by the seams.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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. . . You may as well marry a goat, because your "marriage" will not be recognized by our Lord . . .

I note bemusedly that such 'goat' marriages are in fact recognized in the Muslim world.

Still don't make them right in the Lord's eyes, but nevertheless indicative of how far the Islamic hordes have got to progress to become Saved.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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And I'm just sure that every queer out there getting married will also be forcing heterosexual couples to get divorced, won't they?

Of course they will. History teaches us that once people not like us get the special privilege of equality, they will demand affirmative action and quotas. Therefore, they will demand that 10% of marriages be same-sex "marriages," to fit their belief (however erroneous) that their deathstyle choice covers 10% of the population. To do that, they'll necessarily have to force genuine opposite-married couples to get divorced.

[Nobar King]

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It's funny how much fags like Valentine's day, considering the fact that it's a Catholic holiday and Catholics won't tolerate homosexuals *unless you're a priest*.