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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449
    #1

    God strikes Chile!

    Praise! Those Columbians do nothing but export cocaine and grow peppers that are the seeds of Satan!

    (CNN) -- An magnitude 8.8 earthquake struck central Chile early Saturday, the U.S. Geological Survey said.
    The quake's epicenter was located near the city of Concepcion, 212 miles (341 kilometers) from the capital of Santiago. It struck at 3:34 a.m. (1:34 a.m. ET).
    Concepcion is Chile's second largest city with a population of 200,000.
    The Pacific Tsunami Warning Center issued a tsunami warning for Chile and Peru. The center recorded a tsunami wave as high as 9 feet.
    Time to get right with Jesus folks!
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
    Tags: chile, earthquakes, god's wrath, obama body count
    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392
      #2
      Re: God strikes Chile!

      I'm praying God hates Chilly as much as He hates Haiti!!

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748
          #3
          Re: God strikes Chile!

          When news like this strikes I always hope that it drives the survivors into Jesus' loving arms.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2026
              • 15118
              #4
              Re: God strikes Chile!

              Only a 9 foot wave?
              Aw well, at least it'll give them a good wash.

              Yet another sign of Jesus' return. Click image for larger version Name: Rapture Smiley.gif Views: 2 Size: 5.6 KB ID: 1909875 Click image for larger version Name: Rapture Smiley.gif Views: 2 Size: 5.6 KB ID: 1909875

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930
                  #5
                  Re: God strikes Chile!

                  Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                  Only a 9 foot wave?
                  Aw well, at least it'll give them a good wash.

                  Yet another sign of Jesus' return. [ATTACH]11727[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]11727[/ATTACH]
                  Amen, sister!

                  Let the famine and pestilence begin!

                  Matthew 24:3, 7
                  Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world?
                  For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: God strikes Chile!

                      That's where "Chili Con Carny" was invented, wasn't it? I have no doubt that Jesus is striking them down for inflicting "Montezuma's Revenge" on so many good Christians who have partaken of that foul slop.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Brother Enoch
                          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 4392
                          #7
                          Re: God strikes Chile!

                          Haiti - 80% Catholic
                          Chile - 70% Catholic

                          Glory! God is smiting the Catholic abomination right before our eyes!!

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                            • Wide-Open
                              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 18449
                              #8
                              Re: God strikes Chile!

                              Amen. And it's possible God also wanted to warn Hillary Clinton, who's supposed to visit Chile in a few days. She'll better take her wet suit with her.
                              Psalm 81:10:
                              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                  Senior Pastor
                                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                  Always Biblically correct
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 10639
                                  #9
                                  Re: God strikes Chile!

                                  Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                                  Haiti - 80% Catholic
                                  Chile - 70% Catholic

                                  Glory! God is smiting the Catholic abomination right before our eyes!!
                                  Amen! How often do you hear of an 8.8 magnitude earthquake and a 9-foot tsunami in Godly Freehold, or for that matter anywhere in Iowa? Food for thought, papists.
                                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                                  Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                                    • James Dewitt
                                      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                      • Jan 2010
                                      • 6267
                                      #10
                                      Re: God strikes Chile!

                                      God takes out Haiti then Chili, I wonder if California is next? Maybe this would be a good time to purchase some land in Nevada, it could become beach front property in a few days.

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                                        • Cranky Old Man
                                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                          You kids get off his lawn!
                                           
                                          • Jan 2010
                                          • 22379
                                          #11
                                          Re: God strikes Chile!

                                          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                                          God takes out Haiti then Chili, I wonder if California is next? Maybe this would be a good time to purchase some land in Nevada, it could become beach front property in a few days.
                                          Wasn't Iceland the next target?
                                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                            • James Hutchins
                                              True Christian™
                                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                               
                                              • Jun 2009
                                              • 29453
                                              #12
                                              Re: God strikes Chile!

                                              Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                              Amen. And it's possible God also wanted to warn Hillary Clinton, who's supposed to visit Chile in a few days. She'll better take her wet suit with her.
                                              I think ex-mayor Mitchell had it on him......
                                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                                • SUV
                                                  True Christian™ Princess
                                                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                                                  Have at it, anytime!
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 11027
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: God strikes Chile!

                                                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                  That's where "Chili Con Carny" was invented, wasn't it?
                                                  Yes. And they Cook it in a vile "nganga" with goat's heads and rusted spikes. Nauseating And so are Carnys. Except Li'l Davey

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                                                    • LogicAndReasonFirst
                                                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                      • Feb 2010
                                                      • 9
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: God strikes Chile!

                                                      I've got family in Chile.

                                                      THEY DIED.

                                                      How can you say that? Are you happy so many people died and those of us who are in pain suffer?

                                                      You're completely mental.

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                                                        • A Follower
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Jan 2010
                                                          • 872
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: God strikes Chile!

                                                          Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                                                          I'm praying God hates Chilly as much as He hates Haiti!!
                                                          Praise the Lord, it looks like God only slew the worst of the sinners, no more than a few hundred in total, the others received a forced baptism from the tsunami. Isn't our wonderful Lord most loving?

                                                          God has for more patience with these (former?) heathens than I ever could have.
                                                          Leviticus 26:15-16
                                                          And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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