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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

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    God Hates Wisconsin

    THIS story is not for the squeamish, nor for the ladies or those not strong with Christ. God hates the state of Wisconsin for several reasons, but now He has a new one.

    Accused grave robbers dodge sex charges

    MADISON, Wis. - Three men who dug up a young woman's corpse to have sex with it after seeing her obituary photo cannot be charged with attempted sexual assault because Wisconsin has no law against necrophilia, an appeals court ruled Thursday.

    A judge was correct to dismiss the charges against twin brothers Nicholas and Alexander Grunke and Dustin Radke, all 21, because lawmakers never intended to criminalize sex with a corpse, the District 4 Court of Appeals said in a 3-0 ruling.

    The three men went to a cemetery in Cassville in southwestern Wisconsin on Sept. 2 to remove the body of Laura Tennessen, 20, who had been killed the week before in a motorcycle crash.

    The men used shovels to reach her grave. They were eventually arrested after a vehicle drove into the cemetery and reported suspicious behavior, authorities said.

    They said the men had seen an obituary of Tennessen with her photo and wanted to dig up her body to have sexual intercourse. Such an act is known as necrophilia.

    The men were charged with attempted third-degree sexual assault and misdemeanor attempted theft charges. But Grant County Circuit Judge George Curry dismissed the sexual assault charges in September, saying no Wisconsin law addressed necrophilia. Prosecutors appealed his ruling.

    At issue is a provision in the sexual assault law saying criminal penalties apply "whether a victim is dead or alive at the time of the sexual contact or sexual intercourse."

    The appeals court said the law was ambiguous but the most reasonable interpretation was that it does not ban necrophilia. Instead, the court said, the law was meant to make sure prosecutors could bring sexual assault charges in rape-murder cases in which the victim ends up dead.

    Outrage over the case might soon change the law.
    Let this serve as yet another example of why we need to toss out the secular constitution and reinstate God's law.

    Leviticus 21:11 Neither shall he go in to any dead body, nor defile himself for his father, or for his mother;
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #2
    Re: God Hates Wisconsin

    Wasn't Wisconsin the first state to give sodomites special privileges by forbidding discimination against them? At the time, lie-berals insisted that encouraging sodomy wouldn't lead us down the slippery slope to things like this, but now we see that it has. Now will they listen to us True Christians™?
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • Trent Harvey, Jr.
      Ex-hero, almost honorably discharged
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2007
      • 722

      #3
      Re: God Hates Wisconsin

      I hate to say it, but sexual relations with dead people is somewhat common here in Iraq. Some say it's because of cultural issues, and others say that because of all the killing it's just too hard to get a date with someone living.
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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: God Hates Wisconsin

        Originally posted by Trent Harvey, Jr. View Post
        I hate to say it, but sexual relations with dead people is somewhat common here in Iraq. Some say it's because of cultural issues, and others say that because of all the killing it's just too hard to get a date with someone living.
        That's disgusting. How dare they behave in such a despicable manner, especially after we've gone through all the trouble of liberating them. Towelheadistan is going to be a modern, Western, civilized nation, even if we have to bomb them back into the stone age to accomplish it.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • Father Thomas Martin
          Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
          • Jul 2007
          • 1015

          #5
          Re: God Hates Wisconsin

          I am from Wisconsin...And I see that as grossly wrong, and STRONGLY urge them to change their ways...
          ACTS 5:29

          But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
          There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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          • Sister Noddy
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2007
            • 1843

            #6
            Re: God Hates Wisconsin

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

            God hates the state of Wisconsin for several reasons, but now He has a new one.
            Secular reply:

            MADISON, Wis. - Three men who dug up a young woman's corpse to have sex with it after seeing her obituary photo cannot be charged with attempted sexual assault because Wisconsin has no law against necrophilia, an appeals court ruled Thursday. But let's be reasonable, folks, is this any reason to hate all of Wisconsin, simply because of the innocent pranks of the few? Nonsense!

            Mainstream church reply:

            Let us pray for the three men who dug up a young woman's corpse to have sex with it, that they may see the error of their ways, and find peace in the Lord, and know his forgiveness; and pray likewise for their families and the family of the deceased in this time of grave (pardon the pun) trouble; in Jesus' name we ask, amen.

            True Christian Landover reply:

            Let this serve as yet another example of why we need to toss out the secular constitution and reinstate God's law, and may the three animals who raped that poor woman's corpse be thrown into satan's pit of hellfire to be raped over and over by demons for all eternity.

            My own personal favorite answer? In this case, number three -- True Christian Landover reply!

            ... hmmm ... well ... just this once anyway!

            1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
            1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


            1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

            Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
            Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #7
              Re: God Hates Wisconsin

              Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
              I am from Wisconsin...And I see that as grossly wrong, and STRONGLY urge them to change their ways...
              Friend, I don't think that Jesus wants them to stop violating dead women and start violating dead 12-year-old boys instead.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Wash O'Hanley
                Debate Moderator (and participant)
                Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
                Louder Than Reason
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2126

                #8
                Re: God Hates Wisconsin

                MADISON, Wis. - Three men who dug up a young woman's corpse to have sex with it after seeing her obituary photo cannot be charged with attempted sexual assault because Wisconsin has no law against necrophilia, an appeals court ruled Thursday.
                The Hillary camp will surely be weakened by losing three of it's top volunteers.
                Last edited by Wash O'Hanley; 07-29-2007, 09:54 AM.
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