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  • HellboundGreaser
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    • Feb 2010
    • 47

    #1

    Seductive Brassiere gets woman lawyer banned from entering jail!

    Hallelujah! What's next, Inmates getting subscriptions to girlie magazines and conjugul visits?
    Attorney Brittney Horstman was not packing heat.
    She was wearing an underwire bra.
    And when the metal detector went off on a visit to the Miami Federal Detention Center, security guards wouldn't let Horstman in to see her client.
    The attorney reminded guards of a detention center ``memo'' allowing female attorneys wearing an underwire bra to enter. But the guards would not relent.
    Horstman stepped into a bathroom and removed her bra. In blouse and jacket, she returned, and cleared the walk-through detector.
    Again, guards refused to let her pass -- now, because she was braless, which is against prison dress code guidelines.

    Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he can sit in a boat drinking beer all day while you fool around with his old lady.
  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #2
    Re: Seductive Brassiere gets woman lawyer banned from entering ja



    Next thing you know they'll be letting this "woman" into Jail.

    Well, one can always Hope

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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #3
      Re: Seductive Brassiere gets woman lawyer banned from entering ja

      Did anyone not see this happening once we caved in to uppity feminazis and granted women the special privilege of becoming lawyers?
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      • Mrs. Rogers
        compassion personified
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2692

        #4
        Re: Seductive Brassiere gets woman lawyer banned from entering ja

        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
        Did anyone not see this happening once we caved in to uppity feminazis and granted women the special privilege of becoming lawyers?
        I am shocked that, given her feminazi credentials, she had a brassiere to wear. Perhaps underwire brassieres are an unpopular choice for bra bonfire parties? I would've thought any type of burning brassiere would produce sufficient heat to warm the cold, drooping bosoms of the attending man-haters.
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