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  • #16
    Re: Fornication 101

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    No, I mean using proper safety methods, like contraceptive etc to guard against STD's and pregnancy. Hey, I'm all for waiting until marriage if that's what people choose to do, but that's what it should be, a choice, not enforced.
    In Old Testament times, God gave people strict rules that took away that precious choice with which you're so infatuated, and people back then weren't dropping dead from AIDS. Now, we have the "choice" to smack the Lord in the face by doing whatever feels good at the time, and look at what's happened. God is not mocked.
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    • #17
      Re: Fornication 101

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      Sex education is extremely important. Do you guys honestly think that 'abstinence only' will make the problem go away? All that does is teach parents to bury their heads in the sand, and thus, they should prepare to being young grandparents and having children with STD's.

      Teaching kids not to have sex isn't going to stop them. If anything, it'll make them want to do it more. And in not teaching them proper safe sex, that's inviting a whole lot of problems that could be easily avoided by proper teaching.
      You're right...sex ed is very important. You simply tell the kids this; touch your private parts & you'll go to Hell! Now that's godly sex education.

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      • #18
        Re: Fornication 101

        Oh my word, I'm ever so glad that I was not subjected to such filth growing up! The only education about that act that is needed is not to do it before being properly wed. This filth they want to teach is disgraceful!

        As for that Rachael woman, I suppose it's only to be expected that she wishes harlot lessons to be given in school. I suppose she herself would like to teach?
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        • #19
          Re: Fornication 101

          She'd be a regular Professor!
          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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          • #20
            Re: Fornication 101

            Originally posted by Marshall View Post
            She'd be a regular Professor!
            Professor of harlotry and whoredoms. Disgusting.

            But then Lillith would be head of the department of fornication I guess. Or did I get that mixed up?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #21
              Re: Fornication 101

              Dean Emeritus maybe.
              God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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              • #22
                Re: Fornication 101

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                Friend, just because this thread is titled "Fornication 101" does NOT mean you can just start listing your top 10 Demonrat sexual fantasies!

                Trust you to take that as something dirty. I mean I prefer him as a politician.

                And how exactly do contraceptives keep you safe from the Lord's wrath? Think about it, you silly girl!
                Why on Earth should I be worried about the wrath of something I don't believe exists?

                We all know what "proper sex education" means.
                From all you've said, it's blatantly obvious that you don't have the slightest idea.

                Originally posted by Miss Maisie
                As for that Rachael woman, I suppose it's only to be expected that she wishes harlot lessons to be given in school. I suppose she herself would like to teach?
                There is a big difference between sex education and 'harlot lessons'. I'm not saying that kids should be taught to sleep with as many people as possible and to charge for it , simply to make young people aware of the proper cautions that should be observed if and when they decide to become sexually active.

                Originally posted by Zeke
                Professor of harlotry and whoredoms. Disgusting.
                Originally posted by Marshall
                Dean Emeritus maybe.
                Oh haha. So funny. Hilarious. You should both be standup fundie comedians.
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                • #23
                  Re: Fornication 101

                  The only laughter will be us as we sip lemonade with Jesus as the damned are tortured across the abyss in full view.

                  Fornicating is wrong. Jesus said so. Thats all anyone should need.
                  God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Fornication 101

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Professor of harlotry and whoredoms. Disgusting.

                    But then Lillith would be head of the department of fornication I guess. Or did I get that mixed up?
                    Well, no doubt said University would be based in Canada, so one of them could be head of the department of fornication, while the other could run the Sexual Harassment Office. Honest to God, the liberals actually employ a Sexual Harassment Officer now. Probably Bill Clinton.
                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    Why on Earth should I be worried about the wrath of something I don't believe exists?
                    I could say the same about microbes, you irrational Germunist!
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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