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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
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    Nigras Fornicate in Mosque

    THIS story proves conclusively that mudslimes are drunken fornicators and fodder for satan.

    Couple jailed for sex in mosque

    NAIVASHA, Kenya (Reuters) - A couple caught having sex in a Kenyan mosque during the Muslim holy month of Ramadan have been sentenced to 18 months jail for what the judge called an "abominable" affront to religion.

    Peter Kimani and Jennifer Wairimu pleaded guilty to the charge of having sex in a place of worship after being caught on October 3 at the Abubakar mosque in Gilgil, about 60 miles north of Nairobi. Neither is a Muslim.

    A worshipper heading for evening prayers found the couple having sex after investigating what the prosecution described as strange noises emanating from a dark corner of the mosque.

    Kimani and Wairimu both pleaded for clemency at Monday's hearing, saying they were too drunk to know where they were. Kimani told the court he thought he was in a lodging house.

    John King'ori, senior magistrate in nearby Naivasha, dismissed their plea.

    "Having sex in a mosque is a most abominable thing to religion and only a custodial sentence can add justice to this," he said.
    It sounds like the judge sentenced them to clean up after themselves? Do sand nigras even know what cleaning is? I didn't think they had custodians in terrorist countries.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    • Marshall
      Righteous and Patriotic
      Highest body count at the VFW
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2006
      • 3322
      #2
      Re: Nigras Fornicate in Mosque

      Thats rich! Abominable to Islam! That gives me a royal belly laugh.
      Islam is in itself an abomination and an affront to the only Saviour of Man, Jesus Christ. When you have sex in a Mosque, you are certainly a disgusting fornicator and by their names I'd say a Negro as well, but thats about it. Mosques are no more sacred than my aunt Daisys kitchen.
      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639
          #3
          Re: Nigras Fornicate in Mosque

          I don't wish to condone fornication, but it is probably the least odious thing that ever happens in a mosque.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

          Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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            • Mrs. Rogers
              compassion personified
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2692
              #4
              Re: Nigras Fornicate in Mosque

              Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
              I don't wish to condone fornication, but it is probably the least odious thing that ever happens in a mosque.
              Indeed, Jesus shields our eyes from the supernatural debauchery that takes place within mosques; but any True Christian™ ought be able to discern what is really happening there.



              Mooslem bowing and scraping is actually an offering - an offering of swarthy rumps to the twelve legions of Djinn standing at the back of the mosque. Whilst airing their backsides, mooslem men pray this very prayer: "Peace be upon my knees, that they may remain free of arthritis; so I may better service my Dark Lord, should he choose me in Paradise" ... the lesser spirits are just a practice run, you see.
              True Christians are Perfect!

              Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

              Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

              For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                • Glendora Christianson
                  Spiritual Mother of LBC
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2329
                  #5
                  Re: Nigras Fornicate in Mosque

                  Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                  Indeed, Jesus shields our eyes from the supernatural debauchery that takes place within mosques; but any True Christian™ ought be able to discern what is really happening there.



                  Mooslem bowing and scraping is actually an offering - an offering of swarthy rumps to the twelve legions of Djinn standing at the back of the mosque.
                  Oh dear! And plump full of lentils to boot! Surely, they aren't going to have a tossed salad afterwards?

                  PS Are their socks clean? Last time I rode in a cab with a mooslum driver, I experienced a lifetime of body odors!
                  Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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