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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324
    #1

    Wiccan teenager get hers!

    Those cat eatting teen age goth wiccans! Look what happened to this one!


    The 18-year-old went to her doctor after complaining of stomach pains and vomiting.
    Doctors carried out a scan and were amazed to find the huge mass of hair blocking her entire stomach.
    http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/...293894,00.html

    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • Brother Guy Bayard
      Anvil of the Antipodes
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2007
      • 1271
      #2
      Re: Wiccan teenager get hers!

      Wiccans get furballs?
      The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
      Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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        • Sister Noddy
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2007
          • 1843
          #3
          Re: Wiccan teenager get hers!

          Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post

          Wiccans get furballs?
          Gosh, my GODLY son-in-law Mr Godwin (who is a schoolmaster and knows all about muncherizer wiccan children) says they do!

          He says that's cuz they get down and dirty (Jesus forgive noddy!) and lick carpet-nap and kitty cat fur!

          Gosh Brother Guy, is there no end to the perversion of it?
          1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
          1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

          1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

          Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
          Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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            • Brother Guy Bayard
              Anvil of the Antipodes
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2007
              • 1271
              #4
              Re: Wiccan teenager get hers!

              Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
              Gosh, my GODLY son-in-law Mr Godwin (who is a schoolmaster and knows all about muncherizer wiccan children) says they do!

              He says that's cuz they get down and dirty (Jesus forgive noddy!) and lick carpet-nap and kitty cat fur!

              Gosh Brother Guy, is there no end to the perversion of it?
              What - Sister Noddy -am I to understand that these Wiccan-Goth females lick their nether regions clean? Havent they heard of Soap and water? Do they think they are animals?
              Or are you suggesting that they orally pleasure each other, in the same way a bloodhound may lick its own 'equipment"? I apologise, Sister Noddy - such topics are unfit for the graceful ladies of Landover. Perhaps you could direct a man here to clarify this issue, while you pursue more appropriate topics here on this forum. I must say, I am shocked beyond belief.
              How many years of licking other wiccan goth female genitalias would it have taken to develop a furball of that magnitude? Or are goth wiccans excessively hairy? Like sasquatch?
              The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
              Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                • Tyler S.
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 1
                  #5
                  Re: Wiccan teenager get hers!

                  Sick imbeciles. And you call yourself Christians?

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748
                      #6
                      Re: Wiccan teenager get hers!

                      OK< now I'm really worried?@># Where is that thread about shaving genitals?????
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Anna Marie Raven
                          Unsaved trash
                           
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 53
                          #7
                          Re: Wiccan teenager get hers!

                          Ma goodness. The poor thing must have head problems. Never says she's Wiccan though....

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                            • Sister Noddy
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 1843
                              #8
                              Re: Wiccan teenager get hers!

                              Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post

                              I apologise, Sister Noddy - such topics are unfit for the graceful ladies of Landover ... I must say, I am shocked beyond belief ...

                              How many years of licking other wiccan goth female genitalias would it have taken to develop a furball of that magnitude? Or are goth wiccans excessively hairy? Like sasquatch? ...
                              Well all I know is, my son-in-law invited a nice lady Christian History teacher home to dinner the other night, and Miss Prudence told us she accidentally walked in on two of the muncherizers in the girls' bathroom at school ...

                              ... um, and then Mr Godwin explained that the offenders were students in his Christian English class, and one of em was a 'pretty kitten' but the other one was 'nothing but a dog'!

                              So I guess they weren't related to sasquatch, Brother Guy!
                              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                                • Talitha
                                  Deaconess
                                  Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Jun 2026
                                  • 15118
                                  #9
                                  Re: Wiccan teenager get hers!

                                  Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
                                  What - Sister Noddy -am I to understand that these Wiccan-Goth females lick their nether regions clean? Havent they heard of Soap and water? Do they think they are animals?
                                  Or are you suggesting that they orally pleasure each other, in the same way a bloodhound may lick its own 'equipment"?
                                  How many years of licking other wiccan goth female genitalias would it have taken to develop a furball of that magnitude? Or are goth wiccans excessively hairy? Like sasquatch?
                                  Before I was Saved by Landover, I was a Woman of the world, so maybe I can answer.
                                  I have heard that they all climb into one bed and pleasure each other. Why do you think that so many have metal items through their Tongues?
                                  If the Pastors wish, I can probably supply Video evidence of one of these Wicca-Licka events which will prove what I am saying.
                                  I would estimate that such a Fur-Ball takes less than 6 months with all of that Girl-on-Girl action.

                                  I shall have to go to my Prayer Closet now for a chat with Jesus as this Thread is having an effect on me.

                                  Sister Talitha

                                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                                    • Brother Guy Bayard
                                      Anvil of the Antipodes
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Jul 2007
                                      • 1271
                                      #10
                                      Re: Wiccan teenager get hers!

                                      Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
                                      Well all I know is, my son-in-law invited a nice lady Christian History teacher home to dinner the other night, and Miss Prudence told us she accidentally walked in on two of the muncherizers in the girls' bathroom at school ...

                                      ... um, and then Mr Godwin explained that the offenders were students in his Christian English class, and one of em was a 'pretty kitten' but the other one was 'nothing but a dog'!

                                      So I guess they weren't related to sasquatch, Brother Guy!
                                      no but they sure do appear to be animals
                                      The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                                      Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                                        • Brother Temperance
                                          Senior Usher
                                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                          A very nice young man
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 15621
                                          #11
                                          Re: Wiccan teenager get hers!

                                          Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
                                          What - Sister Noddy -am I to understand that these Wiccan-Goth females lick their nether regions clean? Havent they heard of Soap and water? Do they think they are animals?
                                          Or are you suggesting that they orally pleasure each other, in the same way a bloodhound may lick its own 'equipment"?
                                          Who said that a bloodhound may lick its own equipment? I certainly wouldn't approve of such a thing. In a truly Christian society, any hound that tried to engage in such a perverted act would be flogged to death by a mob of concerned Christian citizens, while several dozen small children wept and watched.
                                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                            • Brother Guy Bayard
                                              Anvil of the Antipodes
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Jul 2007
                                              • 1271
                                              #12
                                              Re: Wiccan teenager get hers!

                                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                              Who said that a bloodhound may lick its own equipment? I certainly wouldn't approve of such a thing. In a truly Christian society, any hound that tried to engage in such a perverted act would be flogged to death by a mob of concerned Christian citizens, while several dozen small children wept and watched.
                                              Brother T - I meant 'may' in the sense that it may possibly', not 'may permissibly'
                                              Sorry for any confusion.
                                              The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                                              Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                                                • eliot mayfield
                                                  God Squad
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 9324
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Wiccan teenager get hers!

                                                  The teens of today are in peril and homeschooling has never been more important.
                                                  Matthew:
                                                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                                    • lord warrior
                                                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                      • Sep 2007
                                                      • 406
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Wiccan teenager get hers!

                                                      Maybe she was just trying to be a lezbean, and took the phrase "licking the kitty" in a very wrong way.

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                                                        • Owthedevilbitmybum
                                                          Foul Sinner on Moderation
                                                          • Nov 2007
                                                          • 4
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Wiccan teenager get hers!

                                                          Hawt mate
                                                          Beastiality FTW!

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