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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405
    #16
    Re: Wiccan teenager get hers!

    Originally posted by Owthedevilbitmybum View Post
    Hawt mate
    Beastiality FTW!
    Satanism for you. You lose the power of speech.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621
        #17
        Re: Wiccan teenager get hers!

        Originally posted by Owthedevilbitmybum View Post
        Hawt mate
        Beastiality FTW!
        Either make a worthwhile post, or get banned. It's up to you.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Satan Accepted My Soul
            Foul Sinner on Moderation
            • Nov 2007
            • 36
            #18
            Re: Wiccan teenager get hers!

            Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
            Before I was Saved by Landover, I was a Woman of the world, so maybe I can answer.
            I have heard that they all climb into one bed and pleasure each other. Why do you think that so many have metal items through their Tongues?
            If the Pastors wish, I can probably supply Video evidence of one of these Wicca-Licka events which will prove what I am saying.
            I would estimate that such a Fur-Ball takes less than 6 months with all of that Girl-on-Girl action.

            I shall have to go to my Prayer Closet now for a chat with Jesus as this Thread is having an effect on me.
            Please supply that footage, and please, please be part of it, Sister Talitha!!!

            -Lucas

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556
                #19
                Re: Wiccan teenager get hers!

                Originally posted by Satan Accepted My Soul View Post
                Please supply that footage, and please, please be part of it, Sister Talitha!!!

                -Lucas
                Please find a different, less pornographic avatar, heathen.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • WilliamJenningsBryan
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 9384
                    #20
                    Re: Wiccan teenager get hers!

                    Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                    Before I was Saved by Landover, I was a Woman of the world, so maybe I can answer.
                    I have heard that they all climb into one bed and pleasure each other. Why do you think that so many have metal items through their Tongues?
                    If the Pastors wish, I can probably supply Video evidence of one of these Wicca-Licka events which will prove what I am saying.
                    I would estimate that such a Fur-Ball takes less than 6 months with all of that Girl-on-Girl action.

                    I shall have to go to my Prayer Closet now for a chat with Jesus as this Thread is having an effect on me.
                    Well, I have always been a bit mystified at the euphemism "carpet munchers" that has been applied to Lezbeans, but I may now finally be gaining some insight.
                    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                    ...and get off my lawn
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                      • Scoobydude
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 13
                        #21
                        Re: Wiccan teenager get hers!

                        She has pica. (sp?) She eats her hair.

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                          • Deaner
                            Christ's Love Messenger
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5932
                            #22
                            Re: Wiccan teenager get hers!

                            Originally posted by Scoobydude View Post
                            She has pica. (sp?) She eats her hair.
                            And what kind of retard would eat their damn hair if not a lezbean witch? Would you please try and keep up?

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                              • ISuckTheWiiUp
                                Unsaved trash
                                 
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 58
                                #23
                                Re: Wiccan teenager get hers!

                                Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                                And what kind of retard would eat their damn hair if not a lezbean witch? Would you please try and keep up?
                                Sometimes nervousness can make people chew hair. Like biting nails. Chances are, she didn't munch on anyones carpet

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78556
                                    #24
                                    Re: Wiccan teenager get hers!

                                    Originally posted by ISuckTheWiiUp View Post
                                    Sometimes nervousness can make people chew hair. Like biting nails. Chances are, she didn't munch on anyones carpet
                                    That isn't nervousness. Its a sure sign of demonic possession.
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Jewsef
                                        Forum Member
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Dec 2007
                                        • 90
                                        #25
                                        Re: Wiccan teenager get hers!

                                        Not really surprising, after all they call america the hamburger nation. You people shoot eat more vegetables instead of harming red meat.
                                        Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78556
                                            #26
                                            Re: Wiccan teenager get hers!

                                            Originally posted by Jewsef View Post
                                            Not really surprising, after all they call america the hamburger nation. You people shoot eat more vegetables instead of harming red meat.
                                            God says we are to eat meat, and so we do.

                                            Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you. -- Genesis 9:3

                                            And he saith unto them, Are ye so without understanding also? Do ye not perceive, that whatsoever thing from without entereth into the man, it cannot defile him; Because it entereth not into his heart, but into the belly, and goeth out into the draught, purging all meats? And he said, That which cometh out of the man, that defileth the man. -- Mark 7:18-20

                                            Peter went up upon the housetop to pray about the sixth hour: And he became very hungry, and would have eaten: but while they made ready, he fell into a trance, And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending upon him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth: Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air. And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat. -- Acts 10:9-13

                                            Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils ... commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. -- 1 Timothy 4:1-3

                                            God foretold that antichrists like you would come along and try and force us to be vegetarian. Keep your hook nose out of our business and go back to slurping up your gefilte fish.
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • Jewsef
                                                Forum Member
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Dec 2007
                                                • 90
                                                #27
                                                Re: Wiccan teenager get hers!

                                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                God says we are to eat meat, and so we do.

                                                Ok, sorry, you are right. Afther all, you are what you eat.
                                                Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

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