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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
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    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #16
    Re: Disgusting Baby in Belgium

    God JESUS. So Li'l Davey had Bred a daughter - and didn't tell ME:

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #17
      Re: Disgusting Baby in Belgium

      Once again, the Belgians are openly defying God's Will. The Bible makes it perfectly clear what causes infertility:
      1 Samuel 1:6 And her adversary also provoked her sore, for to make her fret, because the LORD had shut up her womb.

      and how it can be cured:
      Genesis 25:21 And Isaac intreated the LORD for his wife, because she was barren: and the LORD was intreated of him, and Rebekah his wife conceived.

      If the Belgians have angered the Lord enough that he's been moved to make everyone in Belgium sterile, then that's their fault, and they should be apologising to Him until He relents, not winding Him up further.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
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        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15708

        #18
        Re: Disgusting Baby in Belgium

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
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        • Brecht
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          • Dec 2010
          • 64

          #19
          Re: Disgusting Baby in Belgium

          Originally posted by Christina Nickson View Post


          Did she get hit by a garbage truck?
          I think all Belgarians look like this
          Luke 15:7 I tell you that in the same way there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who do not need to repent.

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          • SUV
            True Christian™ Princess
            The Driving Force behind RA12
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            • Sep 2006
            • 11027

            #20
            Re: Disgusting Baby in Belgium

            Originally posted by Brecht View Post
            I think all Belgarians look like this
            For Shame! Didn't you notice how handsome - and how very Christian - Brother Wide-Open looks in the picture Right above you?


            Also, he is quite possibly the only heterosexural in the whole of Europe!!!

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            • Brecht
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              • Dec 2010
              • 64

              #21
              Re: Disgusting Baby in Belgium

              Originally posted by SUV View Post
              For Shame! Didn't you notice how handsome - and how very Christian - Brother Wide-Open looks in the picture Right above you?


              Also, he is quite possibly the only heterosexural in the whole of Europe!!!
              He's not the only one sister, but there are very few indeed..
              Luke 15:7 I tell you that in the same way there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who do not need to repent.

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              • SUV
                True Christian™ Princess
                The Driving Force behind RA12
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                • Sep 2006
                • 11027

                #22
                Re: Disgusting Baby in Belgium

                Originally posted by Brecht View Post
                He's not the only one sister, but there are very few indeed..
                Brother Wide, might this be True? Is there one other heterosexy Man in Europe?

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                • Brecht
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                  • Dec 2010
                  • 64

                  #23
                  Re: Disgusting Baby in Belgium

                  Originally posted by SUV View Post
                  Brother Wide, might this be True? Is there one other heterosexy Man in Europe?
                  Europeans are widely known for their homosexual nature. Approx. 72% is homosexual, last I've heard. Especially in Germany, Denmark and Greece. Most of the others succumb to bestialities, like Scotland, and Belgium, where there is much livestock present.

                  Some countries even adhere to both, like Spain, where men sin with bulls.
                  Luke 15:7 I tell you that in the same way there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who do not need to repent.

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                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449

                    #24
                    Re: Disgusting Baby in Belgium

                    Originally posted by SUV View Post
                    Brother Wide, might this be True? Is there one other heterosexy Man in Europe?
                    I think Brother Prune might object to this, as would Brother Temperance, and our other outreach True Christians™. (although we can safely assume that Brother Temp does not consider himself living in Europe)

                    More over, I think Brother Prune has reached such a Godly state, that it's almost insulting to call him "human".

                    Hence the "quite possibly".

                    Some Pastors have urged me to remove my byline, as technically, after my last operation, "down there", I am entirely free from, erm, revolting sexual temptations. PRAISE!

                    Still, my lack of "urges" is still of a very hetero-sexual nature, thank you very much!
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • SUV
                      True Christian™ Princess
                      The Driving Force behind RA12
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                      • Sep 2006
                      • 11027

                      #25
                      Re: Disgusting Baby in Belgium

                      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                      I think Brother Prune has reached such a Godly state, that it's almost insulting to call him "human".
                      Hear, hear! Praise!!!

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                      • IntelRunner
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                        • Dec 2010
                        • 4

                        #26
                        Re: Disgusting Baby in Belgium

                        Just making sure on this - but you had your "Little Eurpopean" removed? What's the recovery time...and can I still drink?

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