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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22882

    #1

    Disgusting Baby in Belgium

    This article is for only men of a scientific disposition as it contains stomach-churning and graphic detail of a gross debauchery of God’s Will.

    Gentlemen, we all know that some women are barren. This is usually because they resemble a badger’s ass and no man will approach them. There are those whom God has struck barren for their or their ancestors’ sins and then there are others who, whilst as comely as any True Christian female, lack the wherewithal to bare children through a riding accident or similar. From the Province of Belgium in Southern Holland comes news of an instance of sinful secular science intent on altering God’s Will.

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    In Vilvoorde is de eerste Belgische IVM-baby geboren. In vitro maturatie is een nieuwe bevruchtingstechniek waarbij het rijpen van de eicel en de bevruchting in een lab gebeuren. Als het embryo enkele dagen oud is, wordt het ingeplant in het lichaam van de vrouw.


    Eerste ivm-baby in Vilvoorde
    In Vilvoorde is de eerste Belgische ivm-baby geboren. In vitro maturatie is een nieuwe bevruchtingstechniek waarbij het rijpen van de eicel en de bevruchting in een lab gebeuren. Als het embryo enkele dagen oud is, wordt het ingeplant in het lichaam van de vrouw.
    De nieuwe techniek is minder belastend voor de vrouw, omdat ze minder hormonen moet nemen.
    Het UZ Brussel introduceerde ivm in januari. Sinds begin dit jaar werden 46 vrouwen behandeld, 12 van hen raakten zwanger.
    Translation: “First IVM baby is born in Vilvoorde. In Vilvoorde in Belgium the first baby has been born using “in vitro maturation”. In vitro maturation is a new technique in which the oocyte fertilization and maturation is done in the laboratory. After the embryo several days old, it is implanted into the woman.

    The new technique is less damaging to women because they have less need to take hormones. Since early this year 46 women were treated, 12 of them became pregnant.


    I have prayed to Jesus to give me guidance about what this all entails and here’s the result.

    A man and a woman, married together under God’s Laws, come together. The doctor is in attendance. The doctor inserts his arm up the woman’s front passage and firks about until he gets his fingernail into the ovary, he there scratches off an egg. (This is nothing like a hen’s egg, more like a little bit of liver.)

    The doctor then retracts his arm and undoes the blindfold on the husband. The doctor drops the egg into an empty and quite clean peanut butter jar. He then blindfolds the woman and instructs the man to commit the sin of Onan into the jar.

    The jar and contents are left somewhere dark and warm until an homunculus appears - usually a red jello-like thing that squirms a lot. At this stage the woman is called back to the doctor, who takes out the homunculus and pokes it back up the front passage and into the womb. Nature then takes its course.

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    I would encourage everyone to write to the Dutch Ambassador in Washington at 4200 Linnean Avenue NW, 20008 , Washington, District of Colombia or phone202-2445300 and tell him just what you think of this affront to True Christian sensitivities.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
  • Oakland "Reb" Griner
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2241

    #2
    Re: Disgusting Baby in Belgium

    That is a vile and abominable pervertation of God's plan for making new soldiers for Christ.

    These scientists must have a direct line to Satan to come up with these never ending depravities and offenses. They must be mostly homosixually orientated to be receptive to all these disgusting practices.
    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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    • Christina Nickson
      Unsaved trash
      • Dec 2010
      • 60

      #3
      Re: Disgusting Baby in Belgium



      Did she get hit by a garbage truck?
      Revelation 13:1-2 "1 And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy. 2 And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority."

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449

        #4
        Re: Disgusting Baby in Belgium

        Brother Bathfire, I have no... I mean... I tried.

        THIS IS 20 MILES FROM MY HOUSE.

        Look at the mayor of Vilvorde...

        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • Christina Nickson
          Unsaved trash
          • Dec 2010
          • 60

          #5
          Re: Disgusting Baby in Belgium

          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
          Brother Bathfire, I have no... I mean... I tried.

          THIS IS 20 MILES FROM MY HOUSE.

          Look at the mayor of Vilvorde...

          Actually that's Jean-Luc Dehaene who used to be the Prime Minister of Belgium. The mayor of Vilvoorde is Marc Van Asch.
          Revelation 13:1-2 "1 And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy. 2 And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority."

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          • WilliamJenningsBryan
            True Christian™
             
            • Jan 2007
            • 9384

            #6
            Re: Disgusting Baby in Belgium

            Originally posted by Christina Nickson View Post
            Actually that's Jean-Luc Dehaene who used to be the Prime Minister of Belgium. The mayor of Vilvoorde is Marc Van Asch.
            I don't care who he is, he still looks like he does unspeakable things in discarded peanut butter jars.
            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
            ...and get off my lawn
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            • Wide-Open
              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 18449

              #7
              Re: Disgusting Baby in Belgium

              Originally posted by Christina Nickson View Post
              Actually that's Jean-Luc Dehaene who used to be the Prime Minister of Belgium. The mayor of Vilvoorde is Marc Van Asch.
              Look missy, I'm already in a bad mood. Let's see what wickedpedia has to say.

              After the elections, Guy Verhofstadt formed the first Belgian government without the Christian Democrats since 1958. Dehaene remained senator until 2001, when he became mayor of Vilvoorde
              So I ask you under who's reign this disgusting embryo juggling was set up... Well?

              Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
              I don't care who he is, he still looks like he does unspeakable things in discarded peanut butter jars.
              Amen. Sometimes he doesn't even take out the peanut butter, alledgedly.
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • Christina Nickson
                Unsaved trash
                • Dec 2010
                • 60

                #8
                Re: Disgusting Baby in Belgium

                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                So I ask you under who's reign this disgusting embryo juggling was set up... Well?
                I'm not sure what you mean here but I'll let that go. I was simply pointing out that the man in the picture was not the current mayor which you seemed to imply. You also spelled the name of the town wrong in your original post by the way.
                Revelation 13:1-2 "1 And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy. 2 And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority."

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                • Wide-Open
                  Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                  A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                  Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 18449

                  #9
                  Re: Disgusting Baby in Belgium

                  A l'automne 2000, Jean-Luc Dehaene se présente aux élections communales de Vilvorde et est élu bourgmestre. Réélu en 2006, il n'a cessé d'affirmer la présence flamande dans sa commune flamande avec une forte minorité francophone[1].
                  I'll await your apologies.

                  Now stop derailing this thread.
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • Christina Nickson
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 60

                    #10
                    Re: Disgusting Baby in Belgium

                    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                    I'll await your apologies.

                    Now stop derailing this thread.
                    I wasn't aware that a True Christian would speak or write in anything other than English.
                    Revelation 13:1-2 "1 And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy. 2 And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority."

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #11
                      Re: Disgusting Baby in Belgium

                      Originally posted by Christina Nickson View Post
                      I wasn't aware that a True Christian would speak or write in anything other than English.
                      Brother Wide-Open lives near the fictional country of Belgium. He speaks many languages, which helps him witness in Europistan.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449

                        #12
                        Re: Disgusting Baby in Belgium

                        Amen Rev.! At first, I tried to preach to them in real American, but that didn't work. They looked at me like I was telling them some weird fairy tale story.

                        Coming to think of it, now that I do preach to them in Dutch/French/German (whatever is appropriate, very sensitive bunch here), they still look at me in a really strange way.

                        Not sure what to make of that, but it could be due to the fact that my bullhorn starts to sound a bit garbled when using those phlegm-inducing "languages". When I'm really on fire, you can sometimes see bubbles escaping from the horn. I guess that distracts them a bit.
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22882

                          #13
                          Re: Disgusting Baby in Belgium

                          Originally posted by Christina Nickson View Post
                          I wasn't aware that a True Christian would speak or write in anything other than English.
                          As we accept the Original Words of God in KJV1611, Brother W/O offers you original evidence in the original words.

                          Can we help it if the people in his area were particularly cursed at the time of Babel?
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • Brother Enoch
                            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 4392

                            #14
                            Re: Disgusting Baby in Belgium

                            Originally posted by Christina Nickson View Post


                            Did she get hit by a garbage truck?
                            I thought it was a garbage truck.

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                            • HTannor
                              America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 2612

                              #15
                              Re: Disgusting Baby in Belgium

                              How strange.

                              Perhaps it's the friendly smile.

                              Or all that lovely hair.





                              I find myself curiously aroused.
                              The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                              "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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