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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22368
    #1

    Miracles still happen, an atheist says something sensible!

    Praise The Lord! For the first time in the history of Scotland an atheist Scot said something useful. I have read it 10 times to be sure, but this really happened! This Scot has probably some kind of disease that prevents him from drinking whiskey all the time.

    It's about the Scottish Football Association (SFA). The SFA fired Hugh Dallas (whoever that might be) for telling the truth about the Pope, or as the SFA described it: being "gratuitously insulting" and "deeply offensive". The National Secular Society, who usually spend there time on organizing gay orgies and baby burnings, demanded that Hugh Dallas should get his job back!

    Miracles do indeed happen.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392
      #2
      Re: Miracles still happen, an atheist says something sensible!

      What can I say? Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

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        • punchoutagrumpy
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Feb 2011
          • 3
          #3
          Re: Miracles still happen, an atheist says something sensible!

          Originally posted by N-S-F-W
          I won't be fooled by this. This atheist man is obviously controlled by the devil. The devil made him say something offensive in order to sway non-believers
          Anytime an atheist makes sense, you know the devil is hiding in the bushes and pulling the strings. The papists may be boy loving sex devients but this athiest whore monger scot is next in line for the fire dance
          Wheat or Chaff? Sheep or Goat? What's it gonna be? TURN OR BURN!!

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            • Rubber_Arrow
              Unsaved trash
              • Jan 2011
              • 5
              #4
              Re: Miracles still happen, an atheist says something sensible!

              Praise The Lord! For the first time in the history of Scotland an atheist Scot said something useful. I have read it 10 times to be sure, but this really happened! This Scot has probably some kind of disease that prevents him from drinking whiskey all the time.

              It's about the Scottish Football Association (SFA). The SFA fired Hugh Dallas (whoever that might be) for telling the truth about the Pope, or as the SFA described it: being "gratuitously insulting" and "deeply offensive". The National Secular Society, who usually spend there time on organizing gay orgies and baby burnings, demanded that Hugh Dallas should get his job back!

              Miracles do indeed happen.
              Do you not like the Pope?

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                • Brother Enoch
                  The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 4392
                  #5
                  Re: Miracles still happen, an atheist says something sensible!

                  Originally posted by Rubber_Arrow View Post
                  Do you not like the Pope?
                  I'm not a big fan of kiddy-diddlers or those who cover up for them. Are you?

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555
                      #6
                      Re: Miracles still happen, an atheist says something sensible!

                      Originally posted by Rubber_Arrow View Post
                      Do you not like the Pope?
                      The pope is the antichrist.

                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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