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    "Juno" - Another Space Hoax

    In a day and age when dollars are scarce to spread the Word of Jesus Christ, our government has gypped us again. Claiming to "launch a probe to Jupiter", NASA thinks they have fooled us again.





    Hundreds of millions of dollars to study an irrelevant ball of gas (if it even exists), this is what they have to show for it. Nothing more than a child's toy rocket with a cheap Interweb camera taped to it. $75, tops, and anyone could pull the same foolish stunt.

    All that money gone. Probably secretly squirreled away for the homosexual agenda. Just think how many Holy Bibles could have been dropped on the raghead sand boxes of the lost heathens in those other countries.

    These are trying times for Christians my friends.

    In Christ
    Last edited by Brother Harold Porter; 08-06-2011, 03:36 AM.
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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    Tags: heliocentric: theory in crises, juno, lies of secular science, nasa
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    Re: "Juno" - Another Space Hoax

    If that were true, the rocket ship would be there in about 10 minutes. Supposedly they go really fast.
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    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: "Juno" - Another Space Hoax

      Jupiter. Yeah, right. I've seen it through a telescope. 1,000 times the volume of the Earth? Not! I could cover it with my fingernail.

      Oh, Jupiter you're so big! And so tough! Like one of them pygmy nigras being the world heavyweight champion!

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      • #4
        Re: "Juno" - Another Space Hoax

        Why would we be intrested to know anything about a planet that is named after a pagan God

        and these rockets can easly be made for a couple of hundred bucks at home, even the Denmarkians know how to do that
        Homemade Danish rocket takes off
        http://www.physorg.com/news/2011-06-homemade-danish-rocket.html
        A home-made rocket built by two Danes successfully blasted off from a floating launch pad off the Danish Baltic island of Bornholm Friday, nine months after its first test flight failed due to a defective hair drier.


        but the joos who make rockets for millions of dollars obviously just love to waste money on pointless things, especially when America has a financial crisis...

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        • #5
          Re: "Juno" - Another Space Hoax

          Originally posted by Norwegianpretender View Post
          Why would we be intrested to know anything about a planet that is named after a pagan God

          and these rockets can easly be made for a couple of hundred bucks at home, even the Denmarkians know how to do that
          Homemade Danish rocket takes off
          http://www.physorg.com/news/2011-06-homemade-danish-rocket.html
          A home-made rocket built by two Danes successfully blasted off from a floating launch pad off the Danish Baltic island of Bornholm Friday, nine months after its first test flight failed due to a defective hair drier.


          but the joos who make rockets for millions of dollars obviously just love to waste money on pointless things, especially when America has a financial crisis...
          Ahem. Joos don't make rockets, they destroy them.

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          • #6
            Re: "Juno" - Another Space Hoax

            Why would they name their rocket after that MTV movie that promotes teenage pregnancy?

            I'm against abortion, but maybe that launch should've been aborted.

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