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  • Brother Harold Porter
    Landover Senior Outreach
    Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 8236
    #1

    "Juno" - Another Space Hoax

    In a day and age when dollars are scarce to spread the Word of Jesus Christ, our government has gypped us again. Claiming to "launch a probe to Jupiter", NASA thinks they have fooled us again.





    Hundreds of millions of dollars to study an irrelevant ball of gas (if it even exists), this is what they have to show for it. Nothing more than a child's toy rocket with a cheap Interweb camera taped to it. $75, tops, and anyone could pull the same foolish stunt.

    All that money gone. Probably secretly squirreled away for the homosexual agenda. Just think how many Holy Bibles could have been dropped on the raghead sand boxes of the lost heathens in those other countries.

    These are trying times for Christians my friends.

    In Christ
    Last edited by Brother Harold Porter; 08-06-2011, 03:36 AM.
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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    Tags: heliocentric: theory in crises, juno, lies of secular science, nasa
    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552
      #2
      Re: "Juno" - Another Space Hoax

      If that were true, the rocket ship would be there in about 10 minutes. Supposedly they go really fast.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Brother Enoch
          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2008
          • 4392
          #3
          Re: "Juno" - Another Space Hoax

          Jupiter. Yeah, right. I've seen it through a telescope. 1,000 times the volume of the Earth? Not! I could cover it with my fingernail.

          Oh, Jupiter you're so big! And so tough! Like one of them pygmy nigras being the world heavyweight champion!

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            • Norwegianpretender
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Aug 2011
              • 15
              #4
              Re: "Juno" - Another Space Hoax

              Why would we be intrested to know anything about a planet that is named after a pagan God

              and these rockets can easly be made for a couple of hundred bucks at home, even the Denmarkians know how to do that
              http://www.physorg.com/news/2011-06-...sh-rocket.html

              but the joos who make rockets for millions of dollars obviously just love to waste money on pointless things, especially when America has a financial crisis...

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                • Brother Enoch
                  The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 4392
                  #5
                  Re: "Juno" - Another Space Hoax

                  Originally posted by Norwegianpretender View Post
                  Why would we be intrested to know anything about a planet that is named after a pagan God

                  and these rockets can easly be made for a couple of hundred bucks at home, even the Denmarkians know how to do that
                  http://www.physorg.com/news/2011-06-...sh-rocket.html

                  but the joos who make rockets for millions of dollars obviously just love to waste money on pointless things, especially when America has a financial crisis...
                  Ahem. Joos don't make rockets, they destroy them.

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                    • Rev. Jim Osborne
                      True Christian™ Televangelist
                      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 8622
                      #6
                      Re: "Juno" - Another Space Hoax

                      Why would they name their rocket after that MTV movie that promotes teenage pregnancy?

                      I'm against abortion, but maybe that launch should've been aborted.

                      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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