[ForGodsSake]

Re: Those crazy Australians

Whats this guy hunting. Elephants or something.

[Nobar King]

Re: Those crazy Australians

Always stand next to the guy throwing the boomerang.

[ForGodsSake]

Re: Those crazy Australians

Always stand next to the guy throwing the boomerang.

I prefer to be about 3 miles away actually.

[ForGodsSake]

Re: Those crazy Australians

Woman eyeballs monster croc

OK if you are going to swim in an area over here in Australia there are a few things that must be noted before jumping in, like for instance these suttle reminders::

These are here for a reason, but as you can see these dumb ass Aussies still can't read there own writing and warning signs.....

Connie Verheyen thought she was sharing a Queensland swimming enclosure with a large barnacled log — until she swam in for a closer look.
"I swam to it and really close, and then I saw eyes and the thing started spouting water, and I though, 'Uh-oh, logs are not supposed to do this," Ms Verheyen told National Nine News.
The 55-year-old's swimming companion was actually a 3m-long saltwater crocodile that had slipped inside stinger nets at Trinity Beach, near Cairns.
Ms Verheyen, who was swimming laps at the beach alone at 8am yesterday, said she swam as fast as she could away from the monster.
"Obviously he wasn't hungry because he could have got me then and there," she said.
"I used to come here every day, but I'm not too sure anymore."
Authorities said the reptile probably made its way into the enclosure along the beach. The crocodile left the enclosure once the nets were dropped.

Also an enclosed area does not mean it is safe.......

[Nobar King]

Re: Those crazy Australians

Check out this crazy Australian:

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Those crazy Australians

Australien degenerates lust after pigeons.

A 58-year-old man who fed pigeons wearing only a skimpy thong which was back to front has been fined £150.

Batchelor had gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons a pie
Neighbours spotted David Batchelor in his street in Perth in the underwear which left his genitals partly exposed.
Perth Sheriff Court heard that children walking home from school had been passing by at the time.
His lawyer said that Batchelor had been drunk and there was no sexual element to the way he had behaved. He admitted committing a breach of the peace.
When officers had turned up to investigate they found Batchelor still partially dressed and with his flimsy thong on the wrong way round.
At the court previously, Fiscal Depute Hannah Kennedy said: "The witnesses watched as the accused walked between the common close entrance and the pavement. He went behind some bushes outside his house.
"There were a large number of schoolchildren passing his home address at this stage.
"He returned to his flat then reappeared still wearing this item.
"It was still exposing his genitalia. The witnesses were alarmed by his actions and concerned for the children who had passed."
Batchelor claimed he had not seen anyone around, but then confessed he looked at everyone as they went past and the "schoolgirls were bonnie."
Mrs Kennedy added: "Asked why he did it, he replied 'I don't know. I was just feeding the birds and if I was wanting to do that I would just go down town and get a whore'."
Sheriff Michael Fletcher said: "The alcohol seems to be at the root of the problem and nothing much can be done about that, given his attitude towards it."

Note to any Australiens sober enough to be reading this thread: Jesus does not want to see your manparts flapping around as you hurl pies at your pigeon pals. That's just wrong.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: Those crazy Australians

Australien degenerates lust after pigeons.
Note to any Australiens sober enough to be reading this thread: Jesus does not want to see your manparts flapping around as you hurl pies at your pigeon pals. That's just wrong.

Now this cannot be true, Brother Temperance, because if they were to fine every drunk Australien showing their sinful parts around, they would be bankrupt by now...

[Brother Temperance]

Wombat sodomy causes Australian accent?

Wombat rape leads to Australianism!

Kiwi becomes possessed by Australian demons after being buggered by a wombat
A New Zealand man who claimed he was raped by a wombat and that the experience left him speaking with an Australian accent has been found guilty of wasting police time.
Arthur Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police last month to tell them he was being raped by the marsupial at his home and needed urgent assistance.
Cradock, an orchard worker, later called back to reassure the police operator that he was all right.
"I’ll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he’s pulled out. Apart from speaking Australian now, I’m pretty all right you know. I didn’t hurt my bum at all."

Wombats are native to Australia and are not found in New Zealand. Although powerfully built and about the size of a small pig, they are very rarely dangerous. There are three species: the widely distributed common wombat and the much rarer southern and northern hairy-nosed Islamic wombats.

Well, there you have it: if you get sodomised by a wombat, you'll probably turn Australien as a result. That's probably what the entire Ozzie 'culture' was founded on: the convicts would've stepped off the boat speaking the Queen's English perfectly, were overpowered by wombats and taken from behind, and within a few hours, everyone in the country was calling each other 'mate', attaching "crocodile" to the start of their names, and tossing abos on the barbie. What hath God wrought?

[Nobar King]

Re: Wombat sodomy causes Australian accent?

Now the Australians have proven that wearing glasses makes you a pansy:

Study: People Who Wear Glasses Aren't Nerds

"We have literally busted the myth that people who wear glasses are introverted or have particular personality characteristics."
Thursday, March 27, 2008

Australian researchers have confirmed that people will make passes at those who wear glasses, or as they put it: People who wear glasses are not geeks or nerds. "We have literally busted the myth that people who wear glasses are introverted or have particular personality characteristics," study leader Paul Baird of the University of Melbourne's Centre for Eye Research said in a statement. They are more likely to be agreeable and open, rather than closed and introverted.

Utilizing the University of Melbourne's Australian Twin Registry, the study involved 633 twins and a comparative group of 278 family members.
Participants were analyzed using a state-of-the-art measure of the five major personality factors -- openness, conscientiousness, extroversion, agreeableness and neuroticism. The study, published in Investigative Ophthalmology & Visual Science, found that the comparison of family members and twins showed no link between myopia and introversion; however, there was a significant but small association with myopia and agreeableness.

"This shows that people, particularly children, should not avoid or delay wearing glasses due to preconceived ideas about what it would imply about their personalities," Baird said.

[Nobar King]

Re: Wombat sodomy causes Australian accent?

Here's a warning about the dangers of underage drinking in Australia:

Daryl Horner, 15, died after being urged to drink home brew


By Michael Owen, Michael Milnes and Joanna Vaughan | August 04, 2008

• Teenager urged to drink homemade ouzo
• Passes out, taken to friend's home first
• Boy described as "gentle giant" dies in hospital

Probe ... police are investigating what was in bottles of alcohol after a 15-year-old boy drank two of them and died.

A 15-YEAR-old boy passed out after being egged on to scull a second bottle of homemade ouzo at a party before dying in hospital. South Australian teen Daryl Horner was with friends at the unsupervised party of about 60 teenagers on Saturday night when he dropped to the floor. The boy initially was taken to a friend's house before being taken to hospital where he died.

Friend Jessica Beveridge, 17, said Daryl had been drinking at the party when he "got into some home-brew ouzo". "He sculled the first bottle and then some people were egging him on to scull the next one," Jessica said.

"He did and within 20 minutes he'd passed out." Daryl's father, Brenton, 53, who lives 20km south of where the party was at in Peterbrough, 245km north of Adelaide, yesterday said police investigations could reveal something "worse than we all first assumed".

"Police have taken samples of the alcohol they were drinking and just want to find out what was in it," he said. Asked if it was a home-brew spirit, he said "you've hit the nail on the head".

Jessica said her brother and others put Daryl into a car after he had passed out at the party and drove him to her parents' house where they called an ambulance.

Also, it's a good example why not to make your own home made alcohol.

[Nobar King]

Australia: incest-ridden sperm market

Perverted Australians are finally learning the disadvantages of having children out of wedlock:

30 South Australian lesbian mums 'impregnated by same man'


TORY SHEPHERD, HEALTH REPORTER
October 08, 2008

UNREGULATED sperm donation is leading to unusual situations in which the children of lesbians in Adelaide are mixing socially - creating a risk of incest.

One of South Australia's foremost experts in reproductive technology - Reverend Dr Andrew Dutney - says that in one reported case, about 30 lesbians were impregnated by sperm from one man. The mothers then organised picnics with all the children, raising the fear they might socialise with their half-siblings without realising they are related.

In another case, a man's sperm was used to produce 29 children, most of whom are living in Adelaide. They do not know who their half-siblings are, raising concerns that in a "big country town" like Adelaide, they could accidentally commit incest. In South Australia it has become standard practice to identify sperm donors, which has put men off donating through reproductive clinics. Fertility treatments do not generally cater to homosexuals, because the law says it is only for infertile couples or those at risk of transmitting a serious defect. These factors combine to push many people wanting children to seek help elsewhere - either through "turkey basters" or casual sex with friends or willing participants found online.

Assoc Prof Dutney, the former chair of the SA Council on Reproductive Technology and Associate Professor of Theology at Flinders University, says the SA regulations are at fault and should be repealed altogether, leaving reproductive medical units to comply with the national ethical guidelines. He uses the anecdote of the "very generous" sperm donor to emphasise that when people are excluded from access to reproductive technology, it forces them to go it alone, and have children outside the normal system.

Those children were born about a decade ago, meaning they will be reaching adolescence in the next few years. "The effect of our regulations here in SA is that they produce unregulated donor conception, whereas a system with a lighter touch would bring a whole lot more parents and children into the light," Assoc Prof Dutney said. "The situation at the moment is that ... by adhering to the SA legislation, clinics have to be in breach of the national code. Under SA's legislation, anonymity is guaranteed while under the national code of ethics, the child's access to knowledge has to be provided."

A different man's sperm was used to produce 29 children, most of whom are living in Adelaide. Again, they don't know they are related. Leonie Hewitt is the mother of one of the children in Adelaide from the second example mentioned above. She is also the spokeswoman for the Sydney-based Donor Conception Support Group of Australia. She says people need to recognise the "human rights" of the children in all of this. "There needs to be consistent national legislation," she said. "We need to protect people who are conceived through donations whether in straight or homosexual families, we need to protect those children.

"We need national harmonising legislation that protects human rights."

You can't legislate morality. Just because the govt. says it's ok doesn't mean that Jesus appreciates your deplorable incest-ridden sperm market.

Those turkey baster kids are going to come out retarded. In about 12 years expect Australia to clean up in the Special Olympics.

[Juliette]

Re: Australia: incest-ridden sperm market

Perverted Australians are finally learning the disadvantages of having children out of wedlock:
You can't legislate morality. Just because the govt. says it's ok doesn't mean that Jesus appreciates your deplorable incest-ridden sperm market.

Those turkey baster kids are going to come out retarded. In about 12 years expect Australia to clean up in the Special Olympics.

That's excellent news!! If these bastards start fornicating with their own breed the whole race of AustrHiELLians will start to degenerate even faster as we expected.

Thank You Jesus!!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Those crazy Australians

Obviously they must be from one of the deeper, darker jungles our missionaries haven't reached yet. Once the whole island is converted, that should be the end of abominations like this.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Those crazy Australians

You know, at least the "White" Austrians are expressing some concern over the possibility of lezbean incest. The abos don't even have a word for it in their "language."

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Australia: incest-ridden sperm market

Perverted Australians are finally learning the disadvantages of having children out of wedlock:
You can't legislate morality. Just because the govt. says it's ok doesn't mean that Jesus appreciates your deplorable incest-ridden sperm market.

Those turkey baster kids are going to come out retarded. In about 12 years expect Australia to clean up in the Special Olympics.

I have been consistent in my criticism of South Australians. This is merely more proof - icing on the cake, if you will, that will silence those who defend South Australians and their extremely shallow gene pool. I suggest we build a big dingo fence around it and not let any of them leave . It can only be a positive move.