[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Those crazy Australians

Is it any wonder that God hates Australia? They name their towns after obscentities that offend Jesus!

They're so proud of themselves, they even have a Facebook page!

[LilyAmong]

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An Aussie molested Fred Phelps on television! This is their idea of humor... SICK!

[Trulychristiankask]

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Dad once explained to me that Australians are crazy by nature because they live on the wrong side of the equator. The earth spins the other way for them and it messes their brains up. I'm not sure I understand it completely, but my daddy wouldn't lie to me. It seems like that would have a more pronounced effect on women though, wouldn't it?

Your absolutely right, I live in Australia and I think I may be going crazy

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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some part of Australia right implemented RSA Certificate for everyone, to manage their drinking issues and also for their own good also.

Who cares? They're all drunk on Foster's lager 24 hours a day.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[skipper386]

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some part of Australia right implemented RSA Certificate for everyone, to manage their drinking issues and also for their own good also.

[JennyD]

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Judging from the Australians who show up on this forum, Brother, I can't imagine they'd have to dress up at all.

They could just go as "developmentally disabled".

[Nobar King]

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This doesn't surprise me: Australia is teaching its kids to fake disabilities in order to receive federal funds (the dole). Pretty soon every sixteen year old will have a handicap placard and there won't be any parking available ANYWHERE.

Students asked to dress as a disabled person for fundraiser

By Maria Moscaritolo
May 01, 2009

A PRIMARY school has infuriated parents and disability advocates by asking students to come to school dressed as a disabled person as part of a fundraiser.

In a newsletter sent home to parents on Wednesday, Ramco Primary School in South Australia advised it would hold a "disability day" and fundraiser on Friday, May 29, with prizes for the "best students dressed as a person with a disability". The aim of the dress-up is to raise money for a clinic in Bangladesh that repairs cleft lips and palates in children, The Advertiser reports.

Its newsletter stated: "There will be prizes for the best students dressed as a person with a disability. Get your thinking hats on and see what disability you can represent!"

The well-meaning idea has missed the mark, with one disbelieving parent saying she had spoken to other parents who were also bemused by the concept, wondering how they were meant to dress their child.

Fundraiser ... students have been told to: "Get your thinking hats on and see what disability you can represent!"

• School to hold 'disabled' dress-up day
• Prizes for "best dressed with a disability"
• Advocate says fundraiser is in "poor taste"

Principal Barrey Niven said the idea had been to raise student awareness of what it is like to cope daily with a disability but the idea had not been conveyed well in the newsletter.

The intention of the fundraiser, devised by the school's Student Representative Council, had been for students to come in with a bandaged arm or leg, he explained. He said a new letter would be sent to parents explaining the idea more clearly.

Paralympic gold medallist Matt Cowdrey said while he was sure the school's intentions were good, he didn't "think this is the best way to raise attention. People with disabilities want to be treated and should be treated no different to anybody else in the community," he said.

Disability advocate David Holst said the dress-up day was in poor taste and there were better ways to create awareness. "You can understand it's with good intent, but it is trivialising some serious issues and is the worst in poor judgement and poor taste," he said. "There are numerous agencies and associations that have regular contact (with schools) ... that could involve them in a much more positive way."

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Those crazy Australians

Thats just funny as piffleing hell.... we here in Australia don't actually drink much Fosters (No right minded aussie would!! ) so they're probably tourists with no idea at all. We have better taste than that ( I prefer the Coopers Sparkling Ale myself!!!) we export it by the shitload to wanker counties like you!!!

And as far as camping goes.... yes its fun...but be mindful where you do it.... for farks sakes.... don't do it in the kakadu by a very croc infested river. Serves them right.... I bet those campers where baptist f*cks like you and the crocs actually died of food poisoning. LOL!!!!!!!

Oh dear. It seems that an abo has stolen a computer and somehow found out how to get online. The abo's "ganja" fuelled rant quoted here is typical of them, barely literate and full of obscenities.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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And as far as camping goes.... yes its fun...but be mindful where you do it.... for farks sakes.... don't do it in the kakadu by a very croc infested river. Serves them right.... I bet those campers where baptist f*cks like you and the crocs actually died of food poisoning. LOL!!!!!!!

What! No warning about drop-bears? But they don't have those in Adelaide do they. Just bars and sand dunes. Worse place in the world, I'm told. My mate lives in the civilized part up past Dungog by Clarence Town and Wallarobba. Nice up there, plenty of chooks and rabbits. Parrots are good eating and all you have to watch out for is the occasional red-bellied black. Don't let a roo catch your dog in a dam, though. I've seen it.

[Nobar King]

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.. we here in Australia don't actually drink much Fosters

But you admit that you all drink some Fosters, yet blame the stupidity of your countrymen on the tourists who support your meager economy?

[Robyn Adelaide]

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Liver Chirrosis Kills Crocodiles

As many as 26 endangered crocodiles have been found dead over the last three days in northern Australia and experts attribute the rare mass deaths to cirrhosis of the liver, authorities said on Friday.The reptiles died in the waters of the Kakadu river, home to the "Jumping Crocodiles".

“Autopsies confirm liver cirrhosis as the cause of death,” declared S.C. Mohanty, a top wildlife official from Kakadu park. He talked to Reuters from the banks of the Kakadu river where experts have camped to investigate the deaths. Poisoning was not suspected as fish in the river had not died, Suman said, adding that scientists would test the water for the presence of any liver-damaging toxins. Cirrhosis is marked by the loss of liver tissue, leading to the loss of function of the vital organ. Later, investigators discovered several empty cases of Foster's Lager near an abandoned camp on the river. Tents and gear were still present, although weathered, and the investigators concluded that the crocodiles likely had eaten the campers, devoured their food, then the several cases of Foster's Lager. Several cans were found in the intestines of the alligators.

Thats just funny as fucking hell.... we here in Australia don't actually drink much Fosters (No right minded aussie would!! ) so they're probably tourists with no idea at all. We have better taste than that ( I prefer the Coopers Sparkling Ale myself!!!) we export it by the shitload to wanker counties like you!!!

And as far as camping goes.... yes its fun...but be mindful where you do it.... for farks sakes.... don't do it in the kakadu by a very croc infested river. Serves them right.... I bet those campers where baptist f*cks like you and the crocs actually died of food poisoning. LOL!!!!!!!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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These so-called people from so called god own country really need to sit down and shut the piffle up!!!
They have no idea about Australia at all.

Listen mate, I have spent months at a time in that Godforsaken dustbowl. It's either on fire or the Mooslums are rioting. The people are so dumb they named a beer XXXX because they didn't know how to spell 'piss'. The only TWO decent looking women Australia ever produced are probably the result of someong having it off with an American, because ozzies are even uglier than Irishers. Whenever I fly into Sydney I gag at the smell.

[Nobar King]

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I am a proud aussie, I love our sports like Aussie Rules and Cricket

Cricket wasn't invented in Australia.

[Robyn Adelaide]

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Adelaide? you claim Adelaide is full of rednecks and trailer trash? Time for your medication buddy.

I'm form god's country (Sydney) and I think Adelaide is one of the quietest and tamest parts of this great country. I've visited most of your country and all I can say is you can keep it.

These so-called people from so called god own country really need to sit down and shut the fuck up!!!

They have no idea about Australia at all.

I live in Adelaide and have practically all my life. I can walk happily down my street and feel totally safe... no one will harass me nor will some asshole cop (those typically shown on "cops" taking ppl to jail) arrest me for no reason at all. In fact after watching "cops" i am frightened to ever step onto "gods country". Besides why dirty a clean pair of shoes anyways.

Australia is free and a very fair place. Yes it has its own little problems but not so many as the US of Assholeland do.... gun crime way out of control, etc,etc.

I am a proud aussie, I love our sports like Aussie Rules and Cricket and am very proud of just how far we've come to being tolerant of other peoples race,religion,etc.

One thing I do hope with the yanks is that once Obama (who'd ever thought a black president... now that's what I call progress!!!) steps in and takes control is that the mentality they have of US vs THEM being stopped. They need to stop being so inconsistant, try clean up their own shyte before being involved with anyone elses.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Those crazy Australians

Nothing those crazy Australians do would surprise me. Their entire country used to be a prison camp. They've mocked God by breeding an entire continent full of frightening, hideous animals that God would have NEVER created.