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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake.

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    How are the tsunami preparations going in Freehold? Has it struck yet?
    Not a possibility. We are protected by God's Armour!

    Ephesians 6:13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.
    6:14 Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness;
    6:15 And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace;
    6:16 Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked.
    6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God:

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake.

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Joo York City did have an earthquake, and a well-deserved one...
    How are the tsunami preparations going in Freehold? Has it struck yet?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake.

    Joo York City did have an earthquake, and a well-deserved one.

    More importantly, Jesus has sent a serious warning to Obama for allowing queers in the military.

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake.

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    The power and the GLORY!

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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
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    Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake.

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    Oh I get it, you are saying that your all powerful omnipresent, omniscient "god" is a lousy shot!
    No, I mean they will be next!!! SHOUT GLORY!

    Now they are saying that the National Monument is tilting because of the quake. I'm sure this is because GOD smote them because they erected a GIANT statue of the negroe, Martian Luther King near by. And elected a negroe for president.



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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake.

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    Oh I get it, you are saying that your all powerful omnipresent, omniscient "god" is a lousy shot!
    God knows why He smote those other places you're obsessed with.

    You want sky writing or something? Have some subtlety.

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  • Nobar King
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    Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake.

    I was blown away by the devastation!

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  • Jo Freddie
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    Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake.

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Maybe the American will think twice before tolerating a gay in a neighboring community!
    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
    So HIS aim was a little off. I'm sure HE'LL get them next!
    Oh I get it, you are saying that your all powerful omnipresent, omniscient "god" is a lousy shot!

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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
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    Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake.

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    Having trouble reading the facts DMJ?

    New York, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Iowa, Vermont, and New Hampshire allow gay marriage but they did not have an earthquake.
    So HIS aim was a little off. I'm sure HE'LL get them next!


    HALLEJULAH!!!!!

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  • Jo Freddie
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    Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake.

    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
    GLORY!!

    GOD is smiting America for allowing gay marriage.
    Having trouble reading the facts DMJ?

    New York, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Iowa, Vermont, and New Hampshire allow gay marriage but they did not have an earthquake.

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    Wake up America!

    A quake in Virginia, a quake in Colorado.

    Is it not the case that the Virginia Constitution bans same-sex marriage and some or all other kinds of same-sex unions?

    Did not Voters in Colorado, approve state constitutional amendments defining marriage as the union of one man and one woman?

    Is this not a message?
    Will you not listen?
    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    The Japanese Department of Registration has to confirm that couples applying for marriage licenses are of different sexes, and if they are not, the application is declined.

    New Zealand does not currently allow same-sex marriages

    Have not those countries also had a spot of earthquake trouble recently?

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake.

    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
    GLORY!!

    GOD is smiting America for allowing gay marriage.

    Trinidad Colorado is also the place where trannies go for sex change operations.
    It's the one two punch Sister Thumper. Hurricane Irene is about to slam into the Eastern Seaboard and drown sinners like RATS in their own homes. Maybe the American will think twice before tolerating a gay in a neighboring community!

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  • Jo Freddie
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    Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake.

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    I suppose next you'll be telling us it's because they have no pirates when we all know pirates don't really even exist.
    A little off topic there RP, but if you check the link in my signature out you will see that were it not for the Pirates your American friends would be living in a Spanish speaking Papist country. Not so visible today, tending to keep a low profile due to the persecution by christians and krishnas but still about.

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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
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    Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake.

    GLORY!!

    GOD is smiting America for allowing gay marriage.

    Trinidad Colorado is also the place where trannies go for sex change operations.

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake.

    I suppose next you'll be telling us it's because they have no pirates when we all know pirates don't really even exist.

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  • Jo Freddie
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    Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake.

    Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
    To you meatball?
    The Japanese Department of Registration has to confirm that couples applying for marriage licenses are of different sexes, and if they are not, the application is declined.

    New Zealand does not currently allow same-sex marriages

    Have not those countries also had a spot of earthquake trouble recently?

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