BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake.
East-Coast jurisdictions like JYS, New Hampster, and the District of Corruption thought they could legalize homer "marriage" with impunity, but guess what.
An earthquake sent tremors from the nation’s capital to New York City Tuesday afternoon, the result of what officials said was a 5.8 magnitude earthquake based in Virginia.
There were no immediate reports of damage.
It is not clear how far the earthquake spread, but tremors were felt throughout New York City office buildings and as far north as Concord, N.H.
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