Happy Darwin Day!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Happy Darwin Day!

My family and I have been putting up posters and sending emails and handing out these booklets to everyone we can for the last week (thanks for the head's up, Mr. Scopes). Here's a copy in case you haven't seen it yet. I encourage you to copy, print, and share it as well.













You can find this here.

[Wide-Open]

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We don't really wanna know Scopes.

I assume it will look like this?

[John Scopes]

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Today is the day Mrs. Scopes is baking a cake, great fun and celebration to be had by all!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I will be in my prayer closet.

All day.
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[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I might kill something and eat it.

The baby of Christian parents, no doubt.

[Didymus Much]

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I might kill something and eat it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Greetings to all denizens here. What special events do you have planned for Darwin Day this year ?

I thought Darwin Day was April 1.

Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

Atheist Darwinistas are fools, one and all.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'm doing a sermon tomorrow on the false religion of Darwinism. It's become an annual event; all the parents with kids in depraved public-school biology classes bring them to hear me share the Lord's Truth!

I use PowerPoint and teach them all about Piltdown Man and the other hoaxes.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Darwin Day is not celebrated in Freehold. It is treated with utter distain.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Greetings to all denizens here. What special events do you have planned for Darwin Day this year ?

I shall weep for you and your sinful ways.

Isaiah 13:9 Behold, the day of the LORD comes, Cruel, with both wrath and fierce anger, To lay the land desolate; And He will destroy its sinners from it
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[Mary Etheldreda]

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Well, it's a day the LORD will have created, just like every other day. I'll awake, drop to my knees in praise of being granted life another day, spend time in my prayer closet, read my Holy Bible, meditate on His Word, let His Spiritual Living Waters quench my Spirit. I'll care for my family, educate my children, clean my home, teach my daughters how to prepare for the husband God has already chosen for them. I'll spend many hours doing those mundane tasks that most people don't enjoy, but I'll do them with gratitude, keeping in mind the many stripes my sins before my own salvation put on the back of my loving Savior. I'll likely shed a few tears knowing it was through my selfish, sinful actions as a child before I was saved that brought Him to His temporary death. I'll likely choke back more tears as the emotions overwhelm me as I realize that depraved human as I was born, He first loved me anyway. I'll ponder the crusty sin in my soul as I scour the crusty pots and pans, sin that He alone can hide from Himself when I die and face judgement and He (as God the Father) sees the Face of Christ (as God the Son) instead of the face of Mary-sinner. I'll probably drop to my knees a few dozen times in the day, feeling extraordinary guilt for the troubles He went to two thousand years ago to deliver me from the sinful ways of my youth, and through my tears as my children wonder what's wrong, I'll bring them into the prayer closet with me to show them how to show God due reverence. The younger ones seem upset but that's only because their spirits cry out in anguish for not knowing salvation yet. The older ones are used to this and they may not behave the same way, I think the eye rolling is just their way of being teens. After I discipline them for rolling their eyes at the love of Christ we'll commit more Holy Scripture to memory and before I know it, it will be time for a few hours of sleep. You know, the same as every day. Why, what will you do? Face the Galapagos Islands and pray to the skeleton of darwin like a muslim prays to mecca?

[John Scopes]

Greetings to all denizens here. What special events do you have planned for Darwin Day this year ?