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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #1

    Satanic Father Murders Future Christian Son In-Law

    A poor fellow from the Godly state of Texas, a place where it is filled with steers, queers and beaners, recently murdered his future son In-Law. Aparently, the man and his budding bride were in the barn tending to some chores when the girls father flew into a rage for no verifiable reason and killed the poor boy.
    "A Texas father beat a man to death after catching him..."
    "...Harmon said the father and daughter were with several other people at the family’s barn to groom and tend to the horses, according to The Chronicle. The alleged attacker was reportedly an acquaintance of the father.
    The sound of the little girl’s screams were later heard coming from the barn and instinctually, the father rushed to his daughter’s aide. After reaching the barn, he found a man..."
    No doubt, the father demanded more than the customary fifty sheekls and Satan caused him to over react. This just goes to prove women are trouble.

    Job 14:1
    Man that is born of a woman is of few days, and full of trouble.

    In addition, the story of Abraham always comes to mind. This is usually where the limp wristed, fluffy bunny Christians stop reading put thier Bibles down and praise thier children (for being abject failures and retards.)
    Genesis 22:1-14
    22 And it came to pass after these things, that God did tempt Abraham, and said unto him, Abraham: and he said, Behold, here I am.
    2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
    3 And Abraham rose up early in the morning, and saddled his ass, and took two of his young men with him, and Isaac his son, and clave the wood for the burnt offering, and rose up, and went unto the place of which God had told him.
    4 Then on the third day Abraham lifted up his eyes, and saw the place afar off.
    5 And Abraham said unto his young men, Abide ye here with the ass; and I and the lad will go yonder and worship, and come again to you.
    6 And Abraham took the wood of the burnt offering, and laid it upon Isaac his son; and he took the fire in his hand, and a knife; and they went both of them together.
    7 And Isaac spake unto Abraham his father, and said, My father: and he said, Here am I, my son. And he said, Behold the fire and the wood: but where is the lamb for a burnt offering?
    8 And Abraham said, My son, God will provide himself a lamb for a burnt offering: so they went both of them together.
    9 And they came to the place which God had told him of; and Abraham built an altar there, and laid the wood in order, and bound Isaac his son, and laid him on the altar upon the wood.
    10 And Abraham stretched forth his hand, and took the knife to slay his son.
    11 And the angel of the Lord called unto him out of heaven, and said, Abraham, Abraham: and he said, Here am I.
    12 And he said, Lay not thine hand upon the lad, neither do thou any thing unto him: for now I know that thou fearest God, seeing thou hast not withheld thy son, thine only son from me.
    13 And Abraham lifted up his eyes, and looked, and behold behind him a ram caught in a thicket by his horns: and Abraham went and took the ram, and offered him up for a burnt offering in the stead of his son.
    14 And Abraham called the name of that place Jehovahjireh: as it is said to this day, In the mount of the Lord it shall be seen.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
  • ExGay Alex
    Helping boys become upright model citizens
    True Christian™
    • May 2008
    • 1295

    #2
    Re: Satanic Father Murders Future Christian Son In-Law

    This is an example of secular society stepping people away from the Bible.

    The Bible tells us we are allowed to have sex with little virgin girls, so long as we pay the father and marry the girl.

    Deuteronomy 22:28-29: If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

    I hope this murderer gets put away for years for killing a man who was only trying to date his daughter.
    "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #3
      Re: Satanic Father Murders Future Christian Son In-Law

      The local police have let the murderer off the hook.

      On the other hand, it appears that the rapist was a Catholic and a Mexican, named "Flores". And since the rape was not consummated, the father was actually effectively defending his property (his daughter's hymen) from a heathen invader who probably couldn't have come up with the required payment anyway.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Bjorn Jensen
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2012
        • 2356

        #4
        Re: Satanic Father Murders Future Christian Son In-Law

        The rapist's name was Jesus Mora Flores...

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #5
          Re: Satanic Father Murders Future Christian Son In-Law

          Originally posted by I am a bum View Post
          The rapist's name was Jesus Mora Flores...
          But he is not the Jesus running for President, so don't even try it, pants-pisser.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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