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  • God Smites Mexicans Yet Again! Guatemala Volcano Set to Melt the Skin Off of Beaner Sinners! Glory!

    I'm not surprised that this is happening again, seeing how many Catholic beaners live down there.

    Guatemala volcano erupts, forcing 33,000 to evacuate homes

    Guatemala volcano: At least 17 villages near the Volcan del Fuego, six miles from the colonial city of Antigua, are being evacuated. The eruption of the volcano could cause a disruption in airline flights in and out of Guatemala.
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    Re: God Smites Mexicans Yet Again! Guatemala Volcano Set to Melt the Skin Off of Beaner Sinners! Glory!

    When will my kinfolk wake up from their sleepy siesta lifestyle and turn to God?

    They have no one to blame but themselves.
    The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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      Re: God Smites Mexicans Yet Again! Guatemala Volcano Set to Melt the Skin Off of Beaner Sinners! Glory!

      This is exactly the sort of thing we should be pointing out to the libs when they question our wisdom in hearkening to the Word of God. Without His Hand of Protection hovering over us, such righteous judgments would no doubt be unleashed upon America. We've seen it before, when God chose to smite New Orleans with Hurricane Katrina within days of a gay pride festival being held there. When the libs shake their fists at God, this is what they are inviting.
      II Thessalonians 1:7-9
      And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
      In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
      Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



      The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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        Re: God Smites Mexicans Yet Again! Guatemala Volcano Set to Melt the Skin Off of Beaner Sinners! Glory!

        I am reminded of the missionary trip to South America I recently returned home from. I was introduced to a troubled village of native Quetchwans, who refused the word of The Lord for their delusionate beliefs in the "powers" of a natural style of life. Not more than two weeks had passed since my arrival back home, and I received a rather alarming, but fitting, telegraph. One of the volcanoes on the edge of the town of Baños had erupted. The Lord had finished the job I set out to do. Praised be.

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          Re: God Smites Mexicans Yet Again! Guatemala Volcano Set to Melt the Skin Off of Beaner Sinners! Glory!

          Praise God!
          The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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          • #6
            Re: God Smites Mexicans Yet Again! Guatemala Volcano Set to Melt the Skin Off of Beaner Sinners! Glory!

            Originally posted by Clancy Hughes View Post
            I am reminded of the missionary trip to South America I recently returned home from. I was introduced to a troubled village of native Quetchwans, who refused the word of The Lord for their delusionate beliefs in the "powers" of a natural style of life. Not more than two weeks had passed since my arrival back home, and I received a rather alarming, but fitting, telegraph. One of the volcanoes on the edge of the town of Baños had erupted. The Lord had finished the job I set out to do. Praised be.
            You set out to force thousands to evacuate, and then destroy their homes, possibly killing a good number of them, because they didn't want to live in fear of an invisible, xenophobic, misogynistic white man in the sky, while pouring what little money they manage to scrape together into your church coffers?

            That's fine some Christian Love™ you're showing there.

            Maybe you should send some DVDs of "Jesus" (that they can't even watch because they've got no DVD players [or TVs or electricity, etc.]) as a follow-up.

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            • #7
              Re: God Smites Mexicans Yet Again! Guatemala Volcano Set to Melt the Skin Off of Beaner Sinners! Glory!

              Dear Brother Aaron,

              It always brings a tear to my eye when God decides to use His might to gently guide His flock in the right direction (Isaiah 40:11). These sinners clearly got what they deserved and they must have tears of joy for no longer having to worry about their wordy possessions so they can spend more time on what is important in life: serving and worshiping our Savior Jesus Christ (Matthew 4:10). It almost makes me jealous to realize how close to Jesus these people must feel.

              The only thing that worries me, is their Bibles. Often people get misguided by Satan and waste energy on saving their children or their worldly possessions instead of looking out for what is most important: their Bibles. So called "humanitarian" organisations make matters worse by sending food, water and medical supplies. Bringing the horror of forced upon medical care to those who are at their weakest. Really sickening if you think about it. Those people need God, not unwanted "help".

              Do you perhaps have time to fly over there and drop some heavily needed Bibles on these poor people? We need to use smaller crates though. Those large crates we used last time accidentally crushed some people and the United Nations are still giving us a hard time about that. Yet another case of misguided priorities if you ask me, as worshipping God should always be our highest priority: "If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned." (John 15:6)

              Yours in Christ,

              Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
              How to Study the Bible - About HELL! - The Miracles of Jesus - Biblical Facts - Scientific PROOF

              THE BIBLE SAYS THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO HEAVEN!
              Jesus said: "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:6

              ONLY JESUS CAN SAVE YOU!

              "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus,
              and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him
              from the dead, thou shalt be saved." Romans 10:9


              1. Admit you are a worthless sinner. Romans 3:10
              2. Be willing to turn from sin (repent). Acts 17:30
              3. Believe that Jesus Christ died for you, was buried and
              rose from the dead. Romans 10:9-10
              4. Through prayer, invite Jesus into your life to become
              your personal Savior, Boss, King and Lord. Romans 10:13
              What to Pray:

              Lord Jesus, I know that I have sinned against you.
              I know that I am not perfect and that I can never
              please you through my own efforts. I know that I
              deserve to be judged according to my sins. And, I
              know that I have absolutely nothing to offer you.

              Lord Jesus, I ask you to forgive me. I do not rely
              on myself but only on you and I receive you as
              Lord of my life and as savior of my soul.
              Lord Jesus, please save me!

              Accepted Jesus as your Savior?
              Now you need to:


              1. Study your KJV Bible every day
              to get to know Christ better.
              2. Talk to God in prayer every day.
              3. Be baptized, worship, fellowship,
              and serve with other Christians
              in a church where Christ is preached,
              and the Bible is the final authority.
              4. Tell others about Jesus Christ
              until the day Jesus finally kills you.

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              • #8
                Re: God Smites Mexicans Yet Again! Guatemala Volcano Set to Melt the Skin Off of Beaner Sinners! Glory!

                Originally posted by Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D. View Post
                Dear Brother Aaron,

                It always brings a tear to my eye when God decides to use His might to gently guide His flock in the right direction (Isaiah 40:11). These sinners clearly got what they deserved and they must have tears of joy for no longer having to worry about their wordy possessions so they can spend more time on what is important in life: serving and worshiping our Savior Jesus Christ (Matthew 4:10). It almost makes me jealous to realize how close to Jesus these people must feel.

                The only thing that worries me, is their Bibles. Often people get misguided by Satan and waste energy on saving their children or their worldly possessions instead of looking out for what is most important: their Bibles. So called "humanitarian" organisations make matters worse by sending food, water and medical supplies. Bringing the horror of forced upon medical care to those who are at their weakest. Really sickening if you think about it. Those people need God, not unwanted "help".

                Do you perhaps have time to fly over there and drop some heavily needed Bibles on these poor people? We need to use smaller crates though. Those large crates we used last time accidentally crushed some people and the United Nations are still giving us a hard time about that. Yet another case of misguided priorities if you ask me, as worshipping God should always be our highest priority: "If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned." (John 15:6)

                Yours in Christ,

                Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
                Funny you mention that last incident we had with our Salvation From Above© Bible drop program. The crates were definitely too large and flimsy and the small drag parachutes made accuracy an issue. Several King James 1611 Bibles were damaged beyond repair when one crate burst open when it hit a water tower. The plan this time at Landover AirJesus is to wait until we find out where the evacuation camp is (they won't tell us for some reason), and then drop a few crates like this one into the area.



                They'll be packed tight with KJV 1611s to bring the Good News© about Jesus to those backwards heathens. We've found it's both cheaper, more accurate, and quicker to not bother with parachutes at all for these newer, stronger crates. The Bibles all survived our drop tests, and it's not like those pitiful shacks those Beaners live in are worth a wooden nickel. And really, as you mentioned, we True Christians™ know that the gift of potential eternal salvation is worth far more than a card board lean-to here or there. And if anyone is killed or injured, it's obviously part of God's perfect plan. Glory!
                Last edited by Capt. Aaron Portway; 09-17-2012, 12:44 AM.
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                • #9
                  Re: God Smites Mexicans Yet Again! Guatemala Volcano Set to Melt the Skin Off of Beaner Sinners! Glory!

                  Dear Brother Aaron,

                  I am delighted to hear Landover AirJesus is in full swing to deliver those desperately needed Bibles to those poor people. I heard we are going to use excess Bibles from the Bible dropping we did in the Fukushima area. A great advantage being those Bibles have been blessed by the Holy Spirit Himself with a slight glow allowing them to be read in the dark! A miracle of Biblical proportions if you ask me. And we charge the local population only $250 per Bible this time, with a nice pay-as-you-get-saved payment plan for those who lost their money in the disaster. A real bargain.

                  A poor child in desperate need of his Holy Spirit Glowing Bible™:


                  Yours in Christ,

                  Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
                  How to Study the Bible - About HELL! - The Miracles of Jesus - Biblical Facts - Scientific PROOF

                  THE BIBLE SAYS THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO HEAVEN!
                  Jesus said: "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:6

                  ONLY JESUS CAN SAVE YOU!

                  "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus,
                  and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him
                  from the dead, thou shalt be saved." Romans 10:9


                  1. Admit you are a worthless sinner. Romans 3:10
                  2. Be willing to turn from sin (repent). Acts 17:30
                  3. Believe that Jesus Christ died for you, was buried and
                  rose from the dead. Romans 10:9-10
                  4. Through prayer, invite Jesus into your life to become
                  your personal Savior, Boss, King and Lord. Romans 10:13
                  What to Pray:

                  Lord Jesus, I know that I have sinned against you.
                  I know that I am not perfect and that I can never
                  please you through my own efforts. I know that I
                  deserve to be judged according to my sins. And, I
                  know that I have absolutely nothing to offer you.

                  Lord Jesus, I ask you to forgive me. I do not rely
                  on myself but only on you and I receive you as
                  Lord of my life and as savior of my soul.
                  Lord Jesus, please save me!

                  Accepted Jesus as your Savior?
                  Now you need to:


                  1. Study your KJV Bible every day
                  to get to know Christ better.
                  2. Talk to God in prayer every day.
                  3. Be baptized, worship, fellowship,
                  and serve with other Christians
                  in a church where Christ is preached,
                  and the Bible is the final authority.
                  4. Tell others about Jesus Christ
                  until the day Jesus finally kills you.

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