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    BREAKING: Obama Selects All-Black Cabinet For Second Term!

    Appointments with selections of the President's remarks:

    Department of State
    Secretary Carol Moseley Braun
    "In recognition of her strong ties with the governments of the African continent..."

    Department of the Treasury
    Secretary Wesley Snipes
    "For his thought leadership on issues of tax fairness..."

    Department of Defense
    Secretary Micah S. Katt ("Katt") Williams
    "Fully committed to keeping America armed and secure, a true American hero."

    Department of Justice
    Attorney General Orenthal James ("O. J.") Simpson
    "The Juice is not only loose, but on the hunt for the real killers."

    Department of the Interior
    Secretary Oprah Winfrey
    "Gotta put my girl O somewhere... it's in my contract! Seriously."

    Department of Agriculture
    Secretary Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr. ("Snoop Dog", "Snoop Lion")
    "No American will be better able to promote and support America's newest cash crop -- the whacky."

    Department of Commerce
    Secretary Christopher "Chris" Tucker
    "The Chinese seem to like him, and that's what counts. They're in charge now."

    Department of Labor
    Secretary John Amos
    "Good Times are going to get even better for American workers."

    Department of Health and Human Services
    Secretary Jesse Jackson, Jr.
    "About half the time, he'll be giving it 200%. Which will make up for the half he spends in the closet weeping."

    Department of Housing and Urban Development
    Secretary Wilson Goode
    "The only mayor to improve Philadelphia... of course, by firebombing it."

    Department of Transportation
    Secretary Orenthal James ("O. J.") Simpson
    "I figured I already had him on the Cabinet, and I will never tire of making white Bronco jokes."

    Department of Energy
    Secretary Wayne Alphonso Brady
    "Puts a smile on my face and a spring in my step."

    Department of Education
    Secretary Minnie Joycelyn Elders
    "Never finished the job of teaching those kids to whack off. Which is the only realistic goal for public school students I have ever heard."

    Department of Veterans Affairs
    Secretary Lee Boyd Malvo
    "Not a veteran himself, but a hell of a shot."

    Department of Homeland Security
    Secretary William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr.
    "The Cos! I just think it will be cool to have him around. And God knows we can't stop terrorism anyway. Jell-o! Pudd-ing pops!"
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  • #2
    Re: BREAKING: Obama Selects All-Black Cabinet For Second Term!

    I have one word for this: impeachment!
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • #3
      Re: BREAKING: Obama Selects All-Black Cabinet For Second Term!

      I think several of them are still in jail. Maybe some can take office under house arrest.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • #4
        Re: BREAKING: Obama Selects All-Black Cabinet For Second Term!

        White House Chief of Staff
        Assistant to the President Mr. T
        "Because I pity da foo!"
        Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."

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        • #5
          Re: BREAKING: Obama Selects All-Black Cabinet For Second Term!

          I wonder why Obama seems to ignore Evander Holyfield. He needs some income and know how to side step, bob and weave.
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • #6
            Re: BREAKING: Obama Selects All-Black Cabinet For Second Term!

            Anti-white racism is plaguing our nation. From affirmative action which denies admission to college and jobs to people for being white, to our Presidential election in which more than 90% of blacks voted for Obama.

            I can only imagine the years of pain caused to not only our nation, but to the well qualified white applicants who were denied access to Obama's cabinet just because they were white. With enough influence from white Republicans even someone as bad as Obama can steal credit for doing something right once in a blue moon.
            Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.

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            • #7
              Re: BREAKING: Obama Selects All-Black Cabinet For Second Term!

              Originally posted by Prayer Warrior View Post
              Anti-white racism is plaguing our nation.
              I, for one, am comforted to know the Republican Party will not tolerate bigotry. Here you can see they lead the nation in choosing only the most capablete [ie white] men to chair various House Committees:

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #8
                Re: BREAKING: Obama Selects All-Black Cabinet For Second Term!

                Why is it that the niegroes always stick together? They're thick as thieves, those people.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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