[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

The jigs do love that melon.

[Creationist Ron]

Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

Don't worry honey, I wouldn't bang you with a rented dick.

How DARE YOU talk to Mary Etheldreda a Godly way above you in such harsh language. If I was your father I would beat your brainless! I suppose you don't have a father though most nigras are bastards anyhow. I will keep you in my prayers. Please repent your sins, and find your way back to Christ!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

In my many years on this message board, I've learned from experience that there are really only four kinds of Negroes:

1. The kind that accept their fate of inferiority graciously, and are content to dance for coins on street corners. These are the kind that if they work hard to memorize and almost understand the Bible, they might get into separate-but-equal Nigra Heaven. Ron Christie, Alan Keyes, Mychal Massie, and J.C. Watts are good examples.
2. The kind that fight their natural shortcomings and have to "prove" they're just as good as the white man-- often with sad, disastrous or embarrassing results. Think Oprah, Bill Cosby, Susan Rice, Adrian Fenty, Malcolm Gladwell, and Van Jones.
3. The crime-prone Negroes, always in and out of prison. O.J. Simpson, Jesse Jackson Junior, Marion Barry, and many Rap stars are an example.
4. The lazy Negroes, too lazy to bother working, failing, or stealing. Steppin' Fetchit, Al Sharpton, Flavor Flav, etc.

That's it, all four kinds. Name any Negro, and he/she fits into one of these categories. Try it-- it can be a fun game at cocktail parties!!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

Not playing grammar nazi, just trying to help you out.

You want to help? Read the Bible. Find one of the many places where it justifies horrible, atrocious, vile, disgusting behaviour.

Then post quotes.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

Because I'm not a coon you daughter piffleing mullethead.

Previously...

Just to let you know, I'm black and I hate watermelon, and I don't need to rape white women because I married one.

Jesus hates liars.

(Proverbs 19:9) "A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish."

YiC,

Zech

[joelpennington]

Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

As pointed out, you really should not play grammar nazi while typing like that

Not playing grammar nazi, just trying to help you out.

[joelpennington]

Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

I feel no pain in the truth. Why do you?

Because I'm not a coon you daughter fucking mullethead.

[Nobar King]

Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

I dread eating watermelon that I haven't prepared because who knows if some nigra has been piffling it before it gets served.

[Deaner]

Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

You spelled "concentrate" wrong. but to anwer your question no money changed hands but I did take him out for a nice steak dinner.

Fag.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

You spelled "concentrate" wrong. but to anwer

As pointed out, you really should not play grammar nazi while typing like that

[Deaner]

Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

Im not saying outright its the coloreds but it sure seems like the black folks who live down the road are stealing my watermelons. Probably the kids which is why I sponsor a small black child in an attempt to teach it how to live a Godly life like Jesus and myself.

There is an easy way to tell Brother Marshall. Just juice up the perimeter watemelons with 5 Aces malt liquor and see who can walk straigt to the tobacco fields in the morning. You'll get 'em every time. Sorta llke catching catfish.

After that, ask them who wants a smoke. The ones the turn that green olive colour are the thieves. Tell them to run the dogs all day.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

It may be a coon, I think it's a yid on pickled matzah balls.

Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

What's up with the name-calling? If i were to call you a phony ass christian, you would fell some kind of way about it would you not?

Of course not. The meth-fueled rantings of an inner-city welfare whore mean absolutely nothing to me. I care only what Jesus thinks.

YiC,

Zech

[Deaner]

Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

What's up with the name-calling? If i were to call you a phony ass christian, you would fell some kind of way about it would you not?

I feel no pain in the truth. Why do you?

[Deaner]

Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

Coons in glass houses shouldn't throw stolen pies.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

It may be a coon, I think it's a yid on pickled matzah balls.