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  • Alphonse Alban
    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
     
    • Feb 2011
    • 5724

    #16
    Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

    Originally posted by joelpennington View Post
    Just to let you know, I'm black and I hate watermelon, and I don't need to rape white women because I married one.
    Did you or your father paid the 50 shekels your wife's father deserved after the first time you raped your future wife?

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #17
      Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

      Originally posted by joelpennington View Post
      Just to let you know, I'm black and I hate watermelon, and I don't need to rape white women because I married one.
      Ew.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • joelpennington
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        • Nov 2012
        • 14

        #18
        Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        Ew.
        Don't worry honey, I wouldn't bang you with a rented dick.

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        • joelpennington
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          • Nov 2012
          • 14

          #19
          Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

          Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
          Did you or your father paid the 50 shekels your wife's father deserved after the first time you raped your future wife?
          I'm gonna let that slide because I know you are a keyboard toughguy. If we met in real life you wouldn't have the stones to say that to my face.

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          • Alphonse Alban
            Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
             
            • Feb 2011
            • 5724

            #20
            Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

            Originally posted by joelpennington View Post
            I'm gonna let that slide because I know you are a keyboard toughguy. If we met in real life you wouldn't have the stones to say that to my face.
            Are you delucional or just stupid? That was just normal small talk question about the matter. Are you hiding something, because you seem to be so touchy about the matter?

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            • joelpennington
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              • Nov 2012
              • 14

              #21
              Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

              Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
              Are you delucional or just stupid? That was just normal small talk question about the matter. Are you hiding something, because you seem to be so touchy about the matter?
              I have nothing to hide. I don't appreciate being accused of a heinous crime.
              You on the other hand have the look of someone who hasn't seen a vagina since you mother shot you out of her weenie warmer.

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              • Alphonse Alban
                Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                 
                • Feb 2011
                • 5724

                #22
                Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

                Originally posted by joelpennington View Post
                I don't appreciate being accused of a heinous crime.
                Try to consentrate for a second. I asked was the needed 50 shekels paid or not? Are you even familiar with the bible at all?

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                • joelpennington
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                  • Nov 2012
                  • 14

                  #23
                  Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

                  Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                  Try to consentrate for a second. I asked was the needed 50 shekels paid or not? Are you even familiar with the bible at all?
                  You spelled "concentrate" wrong. but to anwer your question no money changed hands but I did take him out for a nice steak dinner.

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                  • Zechariah Smyth
                    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 15251

                    #24
                    Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

                    Originally posted by joelpennington View Post
                    You spelled "concentrate" wrong. but to anwer your question no money changed hands but I did take him out for a nice steak dinner.
                    Coons in glass houses shouldn't throw stolen pies.

                    Yours in Christ,

                    Z. Smyth
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                    • joelpennington
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                      • Nov 2012
                      • 14

                      #25
                      Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

                      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                      Coons in glass houses shouldn't throw stolen pies.

                      Yours in Christ,

                      Z. Smyth
                      What's up with the name-calling? If i were to call you a phony ass christian, you would fell some kind of way about it would you not?

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                      • Deaner
                        Christ's Love Messenger
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5932

                        #26
                        Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

                        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                        Coons in glass houses shouldn't throw stolen pies.

                        Yours in Christ,

                        Z. Smyth
                        It may be a coon, I think it's a yid on pickled matzah balls.

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                        • Deaner
                          Christ's Love Messenger
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5932

                          #27
                          Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

                          Originally posted by joelpennington View Post
                          What's up with the name-calling? If i were to call you a phony ass christian, you would fell some kind of way about it would you not?
                          I feel no pain in the truth. Why do you?

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                          • Zechariah Smyth
                            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 15251

                            #28
                            Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

                            Originally posted by joelpennington View Post
                            What's up with the name-calling? If i were to call you a phony ass christian, you would fell some kind of way about it would you not?
                            Of course not. The meth-fueled rantings of an inner-city welfare whore mean absolutely nothing to me. I care only what Jesus thinks.

                            YiC,

                            Zech
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                            • Zechariah Smyth
                              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 15251

                              #29
                              Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

                              Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                              It may be a coon, I think it's a yid on pickled matzah balls.
                              Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.

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                              • Deaner
                                Christ's Love Messenger
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 5932

                                #30
                                Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

                                Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                                Im not saying outright its the coloreds but it sure seems like the black folks who live down the road are stealing my watermelons. Probably the kids which is why I sponsor a small black child in an attempt to teach it how to live a Godly life like Jesus and myself.
                                There is an easy way to tell Brother Marshall. Just juice up the perimeter watemelons with 5 Aces malt liquor and see who can walk straigt to the tobacco fields in the morning. You'll get 'em every time. Sorta llke catching catfish.

                                After that, ask them who wants a smoke. The ones the turn that green olive colour are the thieves. Tell them to run the dogs all day.

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