Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Really? God created each and every one of us and he loves all of his children.

Really? That's not what the Holy Bible says. Please take a look at my sermon on the subject HERE.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[nohate]

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No wonder they love it so much, if it gives them the stamina to rape a superhuman number of white women and increase their own litters so rapidly that they threaten to outnumber whites.

Apparently all your nigras are converting to Islam. I can imagine the guy above thinking paradise has an infinite watermelon supply to help him get through his 72 virgins.

I wish the Creation scientists at LBU all the best. It's hard work, but someone's got to do it.

Really? God created each and every one of us and he loves all of his children. Stereotyping an entire race in this negative manner is against everything Jesus has taught us. He wants us to love each other. “So God created man in His own image; He created him in the image of God; He created them male and female” (Genesis 1:27)
“For God loved the world in this way: He gave His One and Only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish but have eternal life” (John 3:16).
“Go, therefore, and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe everything I have commanded you. And remember, I am with you always, to the end of the age” (Matthew 28:19-20).
“This is what is written: the Messiah would suffer and rise from the dead the third day, and repentance for forgiveness of sins would be proclaimed in His name to all the nations, beginning at Jerusalem” (Luke 24:46-47).
“But we do see Jesus—made lower than the angels for a short time so that by God’s grace He might taste death for everyone—crowned with glory and honor because of the suffering of death” (Hebrews 2:9).

“Then I saw another angel flying in mid-heaven, having the eternal gospel to announce to the inhabitants of the earth—to every nation, tribe, language, and people” (Revelation 14:6).

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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This is very interesting is there any news yet on why they are obsessed with "Purple Drank", and Fried Chicken?

I don't know, but the last help I fired was caught lifting packets of the good drink from my pantry. I'd really like to know.

[Creationist Ron]

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This is very interesting is there any news yet on why they are obsessed with "Purple Drank", and Fried Chicken?

[Marshall]

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Watermelon patches get raided here. Cant keep a field of them going to save my life and Ive been trying for longer than I can remember. They come in fine but once they plump up they start disappearing.

Im not saying outright its the coloreds but it sure seems like the black folks who live down the road are stealing my watermelons. Probably the kids which is why I sponsor a small black child in an attempt to teach it how to live a Godly life like Jesus and myself.

[Abigail Talmadge]

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Thank you for the interesting information, Mr. Bryan. This has answered all the questions my husband and I have had concerning Nigras and watermelon.

[Marshall]

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This would explain their overcharged sexdrive and the dozen babies the average Negress can expect to have in her lifetime. One only needs to watch a television program called "Soul Train" to see them as they perform mating rituals and prepare for the off-camera orgy that follows filming each episode. From my reading it seems there are tables filled with watermelon and porn magazines available backstage before filming and during commercial breaks. Not only are they horny but they are also sticky which provides them with added grip when humping each other and thrusting their genitals at each other.
Praise Jesus I have never had the misfortune of witnessing a colored couple sexing.

[Harold Law]

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Very interesting, but why the obsession with pigs feet? A question that no doubt creation scientists here at landover will endevour to answer.

YIC, Harold Law

PS- Does watermelon flavored candy and chewing gum also get the bucks foaming at the mouth?

[Pim Pendergast]

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No wonder they love it so much, if it gives them the stamina to rape a superhuman number of white women and increase their own litters so rapidly that they threaten to outnumber whites.

Apparently all your nigras are converting to Islam. I can imagine the guy above thinking paradise has an infinite watermelon supply to help him get through his 72 virgins.

I wish the Creation scientists at LBU all the best. It's hard work, but someone's got to do it.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

We're always suspicious of the latest pronouncements of "science" here at Landover, and until our Creation scientists at Landover Baptist University can confirm the results we will keep an eye on these developments. Anecdotally speaking we have all seen the nigras go bug eyed just like in the old minstrel shows when watermelon season rolls around.

Watermelon: A Natural Viagra?
Researcher Says Popular Summer Fruit May Have Viagra-Like Effect on Blood Vessels

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Watermelon may be a natural Viagra, says a researcher. That's because the popular summer fruit is richer than experts believed in an amino acid called citrulline, which relaxes and dilates blood vessels much like Viagra and other drugs meant to treat erectile dysfunction (ED).

"We have known that watermelon has citrulline," says Bhimu Patil, PHD, director of the Fruit and Vegetable Improvement Center at Texas A&M University, College Station. Until recently, he tells WebMD, scientists thought most of the citrulline was in the watermelon rind. "Watermelon has more citrulline in the edible part than previously believed," he says.

How could watermelon be a natural Viagra? The amino acid citrulline is converted into the amino acid arginine, Patil says. "This is a precursor for nitric oxide, and the nitric oxide will help in blood vessel dilation."
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http://www.webmd.com/erectile-dysfunction/news/20080701/watermelon-a-natural-viagra