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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #1

    Woman Castrates Man--WITH HER BARE HANDS!

    Praise Jesus brothers in Christ, and thank him that you don't live around amazon women like this.

    Woman arrested for castrating a man with her bare hands

    Joyce Maxine Gregory, 35, of Ohio, was arrested for allegedly castrating a man with her bare hands.

    The incident took place in Shelby, Ohio early in the morning at around 5 a.m. during an argument between Gregory and her lover, 59, whose name has not been released. Apparently the man attempted to flee the house he was sharing with Gregory, and was calling 911 while outside when Gregory rushed the man, squeezing his genitals.

    Reports indicate that she squeezed the man's genitals so hard that she popped one of the man's testicles out of the scrotum.

    After being assaulted the victim, deeply wounded, made his way to a local "rescue squad building", as reported by charlotteobserver.com. After notifying the authorities of the assault, officers went to arrest Gregory who was taken into custody without a fight.

    Once apprehended, Gregory was placed into the back seat of a squad car. This is when Gregory removed her pants and used the back seat as a toilet, urinating on the seat as she sat in her own waste.

    Joyce Maxine Gregory has been charged with malicious castration, and assault causing serious bodily injury. She has been previously convicted of drug possession, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, and prostitution.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: Woman Castrates Man--WITH HER BARE HANDS!

    That witch just prevented him from going to heaven!

    Deuteronomy 23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

    How should this be dealt with? It is not like he was fighting with another man, so this doesn't work that well.

    Deuteronomy 25:11-12
    11 When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets:
    12 Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.


    She has prevented him from ever meeting his maker. I can only think that she must be given the death penalty.

    But if she repents of her crimes, she can go to heaven, but the man never will. This confuses me. I must go to my prayer closet.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Pastor Ed Lowman
      Southern Hospitality Exemplified
      Always kind and loving
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2011
      • 1838

      #3
      Re: Woman Castrates Man--WITH HER BARE HANDS!

      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
      She has prevented him from ever meeting his maker. I can only think that she must be given the death penalty.

      But if she repents of her crimes, she can go to heaven, but the man never will. This confuses me. I must go to my prayer closet.
      What has me running to the prayer closet is why God has let this Amazonian she-tyrant loose on the streets. I'm afraid now. Not going anywhere near Ohio.

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      • WilliamJenningsBryan
        True Christian™
         
        • Jan 2007
        • 9384

        #4
        Re: Woman Castrates Man--WITH HER BARE HANDS!

        Witche's brew can contain come strange ingredients - eyes of a newt, tongue of dragon – but testicles of a 59 year old lover? She is also probably an Obama voter.
        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
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        • lukasekman
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 614

          #5
          Re: Woman Castrates Man--WITH HER BARE HANDS!

          What really disturbs me is that she might have killed millions of potential human beings that dwell in his testicles, causing her to perform an act of mass abortion. Not even the most active back alley abortion man can possible murder that many unborn children in his entire carrier.

          Assume the abortion man works six days a week, ten hours a day, and perform four falcon punch abortions every hour. Thats 6*10*4 = 240 abortions every week, or 12480 every year. In order to achieve a body count of a million (very low estimate for an amazon groin squeeze castration), he need to work for 80 years.

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #6
            Re: Woman Castrates Man--WITH HER BARE HANDS!

            Ever notice how this and other events that could shut a man out of Heaven never happen in Freehold? There's a reason, namely, that we're predestinated not to have them happen to us:

            Eph. 1:3-6: Blessed [be] the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, who hath blessed us with all spiritual blessings in heavenly [places] in Christ: According as he hath chosen us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before him in love: Having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will, To the praise of the glory of his grace, wherein he hath made us accepted in the beloved.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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