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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Heathen Artist Erects Gargoyle Staute Sporting HUGE Tallywhacker!

    THIS is going too far. What is going on down there in Arizona? Why are the citizens of Arizona allowing this godmocker to erect his gay demon right out in the open, with it enormous metal tallywhacker sticking out, where innocent children could be forced to embrace the demonic gay lifestyle?

    Anatomically correct gargoyle statue causes controversy

    PAULDEN, AZ - An artist in northern Arizona found himself in a fight with the county where he lives.

    The metal statue in his yard depicts a nine-foot gargoyle-- and is that the gargoyle wears no pants.

    "I thought I was living in a free country."

    Paulden, Arizona is a small and quiet community but lately there's been some chatter over the new guy in town: this nine-foot tall metal gargoyle with a wingspan of thirteen feet.

    "It kind of symbolizes fire, because I work metal and fire has its own spirit."

    Artist David Smith just moved into the neighborhood.

    He says the day after he put up his prized possession, the county told him to take it down.

    "They don't like it? Don't look."

    It's not the size of the whole statue that has the county up in arms; it's the size of something else, and let's just say it is in proportion to a man nine-feet tall.

    "It just seemed like it needed to be there. I don't like Ken dolls."

    That's right - the sculpture is a full-frontal display of a nude male gargoyle.

    "It wasn't put on there to offend anybody. That isn't the reason. Everything has a sex."

    He says the statue was at his Phoenix home for six years and nobody complained.

    "Most people liked it," he said.

    But some in the community say this is a huge deal, and the county agrees -- saying this is no laughing matter.

    "The frontal nudity of the statue was offensive, and they were concerned their children walking by it."

    They've told Smith that the statue needs to be taken down or removed from public view, or he'll face a fine of a $1,000, but Smith says the statue is an extension of himself and they're not going away so easily.

    "If this is incompatible, I'm incompatible. I honestly thought I had freedom of speech, and I will fight this. I won't let them take it away from me, something worked too hard on," Yavapai County official Steven Mauk said.

    Because of Smith's appeal, the county will reconsider its original ruling. That means the statue stays at least until the hearing in July.
    Not if I have anything to say about it. Prayer Warriors!! Assume the position!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Eustace Jones
    Forum Member, on leave in Bogota
    • May 2013
    • 47

    #2
    Re: Heathen Artist Erects Gargoyle Staute Sporting HUGE Tallywhacker!

    I'll try my hardest.

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22378

      #3
      Re: Heathen Artist Erects Gargoyle Staute Sporting HUGE Tallywhacker!

      I assume there already is a long line of Obama voters with a jar of vaseline?

      Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Paragon of virtue
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jan 2013
        • 547

        #4
        Re: Heathen Artist Erects Gargoyle Staute Sporting HUGE Tallywhacker!

        This sort of thing is not without precedent. There was one situation in the late 80s back before Leslie Neilson was sent straight to Hell for having an effeminate name, but some of you are probably too young to remember...the rest may have wisely blotted this scene from your memories, but in the interest of showing everyone the danger of erect erections made from concrete, I present this disturbing clip. *NSFW or for Children or Wives*

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