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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #1

    God's Curse (Menstruation): More Powerful Than A Speeding Bullet, Say Texas Lawmakers

    As the New York Times previously explained, to enter the Texas State Capital, most people must wait in line to pass through a security area outfitted with metal detectors and scanners.
    "But those with state licenses to carry concealed firearms can enter in a matter of seconds. They simply hand their permit to a state trooper, who verifies its authenticity. No metal detector needed."

    Furthermore, not only are these tools of self defense allowed into the building, they accompany Texas representatives everywhere.
    "Legislators have walked the terrazzo hallways, attended committee hearings, met with constituents in their offices and voted on the floors of their respective chambers while armed with licensed high-powered pistols tucked beneath their suits or slipped into their boots or purses."

    Clearly this is a sign of the times - the legislators are concerned for the safety of their constituents and defend them by defending themselves.

    Satan has stepped up his game in an attempt to intimidate the good and Godly people of Texas by inspiring atheists to endanger the legislators by means of weapons that cannot be detected by metal detectors: The Tampon. As Landover Baptist Church-goers already know, tampons destroy lives and tear families apart. This spiritual warfare has reached and is infecting the natural world, and the security team at the State Capital aren't taking any chances.

    Of course the liberal media and liberal womyn war-lords are trying to make a mockery of justice. Just look at the kinds of images they're throwing around the internet, a place impressionable youth spend an increasingly amount of time getting brainwashed to reject Christ.




    This of course follows the unruly mob, led by Senator Wendy Davis (former teen mom and current baby-hater) to shut down the legal course of lawmaking.

    The great and Godly state of Texas is populated with good and God-fearing men and women who understand the danger of infecting decent public policy with menstruation (said dangers can be found in the Holy Bible, as our own Heathen Basher explains).

    I understand our dear Mayor Johnny Joe Hold has led a team of prayer warriors and Biblical scholars to Texas to share with them the enormously successful public policy Freehold currently uses to keep its citizens clean and secure in God's favor.

    Men might wish to join Old Man Hatchet conveying their own support and sympathy for Godly American men having to suffer through the feminazi agenda of promoting menstruation like it's some glorious Feat of Strength and Character on this thread.

    On behalf of all decent, Christian women, I apologize to you men for having to endure such trauma. I am deeply sorry that my sex has continued to attempt usurping authority, from the very first moment (Genesis 3:6) to current events.

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

  • Deaner
    Christ's Love Messenger
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5932

    #2
    Re: God's Curse (Menstruation): More Powerful Than A Speeding Bullet, Say Texas Lawmakers

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Dear Sister Mary;

    As you are but a shallow minded woman, I am continually astounded at the breadth of your knowledge. It truly amazes me.

    I have but one question; what's a tampon?

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    • Paragon of virtue
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jan 2013
      • 547

      #3
      Re: God's Curse (Menstruation): More Powerful Than A Speeding Bullet, Say Texas Lawmakers

      I guess you can have their tampons when you pry them from their cold, dead...

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: God's Curse (Menstruation): More Powerful Than A Speeding Bullet, Say Texas Lawmakers

        Originally posted by Deaner View Post
        I have but one question; what's a tampon?
        A reminder of the fall that goeth after pride.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • WilliamJenningsBryan
          True Christian™
           
          • Jan 2007
          • 9384

          #5
          Re: God's Curse (Menstruation): More Powerful Than A Speeding Bullet, Say Texas Lawmakers

          There is no limit to what the terrorist feminazis will do next - no doubt stuffing pressure cookers with tampons.
          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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