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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449
    #1

    Tesco wants to turn children GAY!

    That's right: Tesco decided it was time that even the 3 to 4 year olds would get used to blowing up a doll of the same sex.

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    I suppose you don't have to guess twice where the nozzle is.

    Clearly, Tesco is in bed with the devil, and the Gaylitary Industrial Complex.

    (PS: in case Tesco tithes to the Landover Baptist Church, I would say it is a great move on their part to stop selling the doll. )
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748
      #2
      Re: Tesco wants to turn children GAY!

      I have never heard of this fetish before, where a homosexual wants a child to blow up his gay sex doll for him.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Attila's Wife
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2013
          • 1941
          #3
          Re: Tesco wants to turn children GAY!

          I don't understand why anyone in Britain would need to buy an inflatable version, when the "real thing" is for sale on any street corner.
          2 Timothy 3:16

          All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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            • Godfly
              Descended from Rapes
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 1552
              #4
              Re: Tesco wants to turn children GAY!

              It kind of makes sense. Now that gays can marry they are going to start having children. If both parents are gay the child will be gay and that child will need something to play with.
              Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                • AtheistsAreHell
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Sep 2013
                  • 4
                  #5
                  Re: Tesco wants to turn children GAY!

                  These sinful, horrible, "people" what our children to go to hell! I think this is just horrible. What has happened to this country.

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22355
                      #6
                      Re: Tesco wants to turn children GAY!

                      Originally posted by AtheistsAreHell View Post
                      What has happened to this country.
                      Obama.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78552
                          #7
                          Re: Tesco wants to turn children GAY!

                          What exactly is a "tesco?"
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Wide-Open
                              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 18449
                              #8
                              Re: Tesco wants to turn children GAY!

                              Pastor, I think it's an Irish gay children ring. They have slogans like "Every little helps" (their American isn't perfect, but I think they mean every child turned gay helps their agenda).

                              They also tried to invade the US market with the "Fresh & Easy" () chain, but as the market for gay toddlers is limited in America, they are in the process of going bust. That is, unless Obamama () injects capital into them.

                              They even have their own tablet to watch child porn on, conveniently called the "Huddle".

                              I will not give them any more attention, but suffice to say that the name of their chairman, a Mr. Broadbent (!) is a clear giveaway of their true intent.
                              Psalm 81:10:
                              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                • WWJDnow
                                  True Christian™
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Aug 2009
                                  • 6302
                                  #9
                                  Re: Tesco wants to turn children GAY!

                                  I had a g*y best friend before I was saved. It was horrible.

                                  Did anyone else notice that people who bought this abomination also bought the Peppa Pig Pocket Pal? I don't even want to think about what that might be.
                                  The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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