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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #1

    Madonna to don Burqa

    When it comes to the insufferable attention media whore, God mocker, and all around ostensive definition of slut, the only thing we can reasonably pray for in modern economic terms is that Madonna be sequestered. Spawning a seeming endless stream of imitators - the latest being the talentless Lady Gaga in parade of degeneracy, and the word artist can't be invoked without a trip to a Roman vomitorium.

    Go ahead Madonna, do us all a favor - it's real easy to utter the words and become a mooselimb:

    "La Ilaha Ila Allah, Muhammad rasulu Allah"

    Has Madonna ditched Kabbalah for Islam? Singer reveals she is studying the Koran
    By Aladair Glennie
    PUBLISHED: 20:01 EST, 6 October 2013 UPDATED: 20:01 EST, 6 October 2013

    It is almost a quarter of a century since she first sang Like A Prayer.

    But it seems the intervening years have done little to help Madonna decide exactly who she’s praying to.

    For it appears the queen of re-invention may be on the verge of one of her most startling changes yet, after she revealed she was studying the Koran.

    The 55-year-old was raised a Roman Catholic, but for the past 17 years she has been a devout follower of Kabbalah, a mystical offshoot of Judaism.

    Now the singer, whose current partner is a Muslim, has begun investigating Islam.

    She said: ‘I am building schools for girls in Islamic countries and studying the Koran.

    ‘I think it is important to study all the holy books.

    ‘As my friend Yaman always tells me, a good Muslim is a good Jew, and a good Jew is a good Christian, and so forth. I couldn’t agree more.

    ‘To some people this is a very daring thought.’

    Madonna has followed Kabbalah since 1996. She famously persuaded her former husband, British director Guy Ritchie, to attend Kabbalah services before they split in 2008. But she and her current partner Brahim Zaibat, 25, have reportedly argued about religion because of his Muslim faith.

    Madonna is said to dilute her children’s orange juice with specially blessed Kabbalah water, and often wears white clothes because they attract ‘positive energy’.

    It is almost a quarter of a century since she first sang Like A Prayer, but it seems intervening years have done little to help Madonna decide who she's praying to.
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22355

    #2
    Re: Madonna to don Burqa

    Given Madonna Louise Aisha Veronica Ciccone's extremely high age and unbelievable young looks, I am certain she must have sold her soul to Satan long long ago. That would be the only explanation for how a mediocre feminazi bitch with no skills whatsoever could be so successful. That Satan is behind the Islam is no surprise to me either. I know it is hard to believe, but Madonna actually sings songs called "Like a Virgin". No way that this whore is a virgin. She probably lost her virginity while still in her mothers womb to piss on Jesus and please Satan.

    Madonna's real looks:
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #3
      Re: Madonna to don Burqa

      Let's see:

      catlick ---> joo ---> mudslime

      You're getting colder, dummy!

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      • Wandering Minstrel
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2013
        • 57

        #4
        Re: Madonna to don Burqa

        I'm amazed that this trollop has reached such a ripe age
        Her career only shows that we praise the mediocre
        She thinks that she's wise, but she's far less than a sage
        I wish one of her twinkie gimps would choke her.

        The only sound she could make then would be gasping for air
        and she won't be saved with a depraved mudslime prayer
        Her eyes would roll violently to the back of her head
        with windpipe crushed, she'd soon be dead.

        Where then goes a soul depraved to the bone
        The hottest corner in Hell...A League of her own!

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        • Alvin Moss
          Serving Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 4468

          #5
          Re: Madonna to don Burqa

          In an effort to attempt to find a silver lining behind this dark and satanic cloud, I have to admit that I would look favorably on any plan for Madonna to wear a burqa in public from now on.

          To every thing there is a season, and a time for every purpose under the heaven:-Ecclesiastes 3:1

          Even this has the Lord forseen.
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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