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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453
    #1

    News Flash - Jesus Beats Satan, God Hating Nelson Mandela out for the count!!!

    Not worth saying a lot, being Jesus is a modest man.

    The lesson here is all Satanic people eventually loose out and go to Hell. I'll pray that S.A. can return to Christianity and stop all that negroid voo doo.

    Inside word is that Mandela was Obamas 'uncle'.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
    Tags: south africa
    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775
      #2
      Re: News Flash - Jesus Beats Satan, God Hating Nelson Mandela out for the count!!!

      Living in Africa, he was a muslim, too, I'm sure.

      All those years spitting in the face of the sweet, aromatic Christ Child will come back to haunt him now, and for eternity.

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Johny Joe Hold
          Mayor of Freehold
           
          • Feb 2010
          • 12669
          #3
          Re: News Flash - Jesus Beats Satan, God Hating Nelson Mandela out for the count!!!

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Living in Africa, he was a muslim, too, I'm sure.
          Did that crazy idea of forgiveness instead of revenge come from his Muslim faith. They do come up with the strangest stuff.
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453
              #4
              Re: News Flash - Jesus Beats Satan, God Hating Nelson Mandela out for the count!!!

              Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
              Did that crazy idea of forgiveness instead of revenge come from his Muslim faith. They do come up with the strangest stuff.
              Every negroid is a theif. No doubt he never paid for all his medical care. I bet he felt he was entitled to it like regular people.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • lukasekman
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 614
                  #5
                  Re: News Flash - Jesus Beats Satan, God Hating Nelson Mandela out for the count!!!

                  Time for rejoice!
                  South Africa will return to Christianity within ten years, as soon as the South Africa Corrective Rape Initiative (SACRI) by the Christian Commission on Human Rights (CCHR) have converted the last gay.

                  One idea thought - What if we use this opportunity to reopen Robben Island, and put CCHR in charge? I'm certain that if CCHR can detain every suppressive person, the conversion process will go much faster, maybe in seven years or something.

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                    • Bjorn Jensen
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2012
                      • 2356
                      #6
                      Re: News Flash - Jesus Beats Satan, God Hating Nelson Mandela out for the count!!!

                      Originally posted by lukasekman View Post

                      One idea thought - What if we use this opportunity to reopen Robben Island, and put CCHR in charge? I'm certain that if CCHR can detain every suppressive person, the conversion process will go much faster, maybe in seven years or something.
                      I think we already have our first candidate for a reopening of Robben Island:

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                        • Tim C
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Dec 2013
                          • 15
                          #7
                          Re: News Flash - Jesus Beats Satan, God Hating Nelson Mandela out for the count!!!

                          More news on this uplifting development in current events: Our brave Christian brothers and sisters at WBC will be at Nelson Mandingo's funeral to be the voice of God in that disgraceful nation!

                          http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/12/0...delas-funeral/

                          Let's all pray for their safety as they enter this unholy land.

                          Pray that God will grant them bravery!

                          Pray for the presence of the Holy Spirit to protect and surround, that they may reach all the wretched, lost souls there. AMEN!
                          Proverbs 27:17 -- "Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend." Yes pleeeease.

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