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After seventy-one long years of profanity and perversion -- a blink in the Lord's time, of course -- Jesus got around to driving a stake through vampiric "comedian" George Carlin's blackened heart:
If only he were opening his arms to the white-hot LURVE of Jesus!
But alas, the only thing he'll be opening up for now is . . . well, I'd not want to be obscene, or even indecent, so I won't describe Carlin's fate in Satan's Rape-orium.
Praise the Lord for removing this filth from our Godly Christian Nation!!
George Carlin, the influential comedian whose routines used profanity, scatology and absurdity to point out the silliness and hypocrisy of human life, has died. He was 71.
George Carlin, here in 2007, kept up a busy schedule, performing as recently as last weekend in Las Vegas.
Carlin, who had a history of heart trouble, died of heart failure Sunday, according to publicist Jeff Abraham. Carlin went to St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica on Sunday afternoon, complaining of chest pain, and died at 5:55 p.m. PT.
George Carlin, here in 2007, kept up a busy schedule, performing as recently as last weekend in Las Vegas. Carlin, who had a history of heart trouble, died of heart failure Sunday, according to publicist Jeff Abraham. Carlin went to St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica on Sunday afternoon, complaining of chest pain, and died at 5:55 p.m. PT.
But alas, the only thing he'll be opening up for now is . . . well, I'd not want to be obscene, or even indecent, so I won't describe Carlin's fate in Satan's Rape-orium.
Praise the Lord for removing this filth from our Godly Christian Nation!!
Then there is Ann Coulter, who should be married and bearing children for her husband, but until then, I can't read one of her books without being left in stitches. 
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