New Watermelon Threat Uncovered

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Friends, the nigra fondness for watermelon is legendary. Secular scientists seem to have uncovered a side effect that may explain the wanton fornication, rape, and sex orgies that have befallen the sons of Ham.

Lord help us if Borat Obamama starts promising free watermelon in his campaign platform.

Research Shows Watermelon May Be A Natural Viagra

Washington (dbTechno) - According to a new study by researchers, watermelon causes the same type of effect as Viagra and other drugs used for erectile dysfunction.

The research was carried out at Texas A&M and focused on the type of impact watermelon has on the body. What they found is that watermelon contains an amino acid called citrulline, which actually helps relax and dilate blood vessels. This is the same type of thing caused by Viagra, and similar drugs.

Texas A&M researchers have stated that they will need to carry out more research before they can figure out how much watermelon needs to be consumed to get the same result as Viagra.

This has led many to call watermelon a natural Viagra.

http://www.dbtechno.com/health/2008/07/02/research-shows-watermelon-may-be-a-natural-viagra/

[Deaner]

Re: New Watermelon Threat Uncovered

Friends, the nigra fondness for watermelon is legendary. Secular scientists seem to have uncovered a side effect that may explain the wanton fornication, rape, and sex orgies that have befallen the sons of Ham.

I don't trust anything science says but that one seems to make sense. What food group makes them dance and play harmonica so well?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: New Watermelon Threat Uncovered

Wait a minute....I eat watermelon sometimes. How come it doesn't make me want to run around raping White women?

Those scientists are always pulling stuff like this out of their behinds.

[Roberta]

Re: New Watermelon Threat Uncovered

You're not eating those new square watermelons, are you? Apparently they do not have the same effect.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: New Watermelon Threat Uncovered

Wait a minute....I eat watermelon sometimes. How come it doesn't make me want to run around raping White women?

Those scientists are always pulling stuff like this out of their behinds.

Because you're into bears?

[Nobar King]

Re: New Watermelon Threat Uncovered

In the interest of scientific experimentation I decided to offer a watermelon eating contest for the 4th of July boy scouts celebration. I don't expect any side-effects.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: New Watermelon Threat Uncovered

Be careful who you invite Brother. Negroes don't seem to have self control.

This depraved black buck OD'ed on watermelon!

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: New Watermelon Threat Uncovered

I believe these statements to be true. I have seen them in their natural habitat..... Its pretty scary!!! especially with watermelons added to the mix of things.

[SUV]

Re: New Watermelon Threat Uncovered

And just look at how wasteul those people are, Sister Thumper. Look at all he just left lying around on the ground for the ants:



On the same subject (possibly): All I know is that the homer!s better start putting seeds back in 'melons as God had designed 'em.
When they took out the seeds they took the Taste out along with them. I got a cute little old watermelon yesterday; "water" indeed!

[Nobar King]

Re: New Watermelon Threat Uncovered

It's tough to see, but there are a few seeds on the ground. Likely that darkie spat all of the seeds across the street. Probably spitting them at passers by.

[snottyduck]

Re: New Watermelon Threat Uncovered

Because you're into bears?

Or, maybe it's because he is gay?? There, I said what everyone was thinking to begin with.

[SUV]

Re: New Watermelon Threat Uncovered

Snottyduck! HoneyChild! Is that where you've been? Out eating watermelons for the past three days?

You are simply breaking my Christian heart, Hon

[snottyduck]

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I never eat watermelon, I don't like all those pits in it.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Or, maybe it's because he is gay?? There, I said what everyone was thinking to begin with.

I am a hairy gay man who pretends to be a boring fat witch to get my kicks by enraging Christ.

[Nobar King]

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Hey, knowitall, watermelons don't even have pits. Apricots have a pit. Nectarines have a pit. Get it straight. Watermelons have seeds. Have you ever heard of a watermelon pit spitting contest?