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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621
    #16
    Re: New Watermelon Threat Uncovered

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Wait a minute....I eat watermelon sometimes. How come it doesn't make me want to run around raping White women?

    Those scientists are always pulling stuff like this out of their behinds.
    I dunno, it sounds pretty plausible to me. I ate a watermelon once, and it took five policemen to stop me attempting to rape random passers-by afterwards. Apparently I was trying to rap at the same time. This was back in my unsaved days, so I think I was babbling some Joo nonsense about raping ho's to celebrate Chanukah or something. Scary stuff.
    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    Hey, knowitall, watermelons don't even have pits. Apricots have a pit. Nectarines have a pit.
    He's a Belgican. He probably doesn't even know what an apricot is, and if he ever saw a nectarine, he'd just start praying to it.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • VictoryOS
        True Christian™ Beauty Queen
         
        • Dec 2007
        • 5388
        #17
        Re: New Watermelon Threat Uncovered

        Nigras are good at very few things. Spitting watermelon seeds is one of those things.
        Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
        in 2016

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