[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: President Trump Can Pay for the Wall With a Tax on Our Mexican Restaurants

Also, it could be fun seeing those sun-baked sons of perros freezing their burritos off.

This reminds me of another source of taxes to pay for the wall.

When God placed people and animals in different places on earth He did so because that is where He wanted them. He did not want people or animals moving around and cross breeding.

From what I can tell, God never liked Mexicans. That is why He placed the very annoying dog, the Chihuahua, in Mexico and not in the United States. The Mexicans, of course, shipped all the noisy, worthless Chihuahuas to our country.

Now is the time to fix this problem by putting a stiff tax on every Chihuahua dog license and using the money for the wall. People who don't want to pay this tax can ship their ugly Chihuahua back to Mexico:

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: President Trump Can Pay for the Wall With a Tax on Our Mexican Restaurants

And soccer balls. Only Mexicans play that pointless (literally) game.

[Nobar King]

Re: President Trump Can Pay for the Wall With a Tax on Our Mexican Restaurants

And mangoes. They're so pretentious with their weird color and super sweet juiciness, and people who eat them are pretentious. Hipsters who pretend ethnic foods are good can help pay for the wall.

Oh, God, I hate mangoes. How are you supposed to eat those things? And if you don't eat them at the right time they smell like barf.