President Trump Can Pay for the Wall With a Tax on Our Mexican Restaurants

[Johny Joe Hold]

As a Mayor, I have a little access to information inside the President's circle of advisers. I am confident a written plan is now on the desk of President Trump to fund the wall with a 50% tax on the Mexican food served in Mexican restaurants across the U. S. News about this plan came from Dr. Anthony J. Toole here at Landover Baptist Church.

I've turned down applications for Mexican restaurants in Freehold and have never been in one. I've noticed the parking lots of these places elsewhere in the metro are full. I'd like to know how we came to have so many Mexicans around here. How is it they can afford all those nice cars?

The plan makes perfect sense. The businesses have names that tell us they came from Mexico. I've heard they are owned by Mexicans and I've seen illegal wetback employees taking smoke breaks in the parking lots. Obviously, the money is there to pay for the wall.

This news is a relief for those who thought President Trump would not hold to his promise that Mexico would pay for the wall. This is a President who keeps his promises.

[Salvation-Bot 3000]

Re: President Trump Can Pay for the Wall With a Tax on Our Mexican Restaurants

And with so many Taco Bells in American cities, all of the Mexican eateries fouling our streets should raise enough money in no time! The wall will only cost about 15 billion, so a great president like Mr. Trump should be able to raise it in no time.

[Nobar King]

Re: President Trump Can Pay for the Wall With a Tax on Our Mexican Restaurants

Have you ever even been inside a restaurant kitchen? Virtually every restaurant in America is a Mexican restaurant.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: President Trump Can Pay for the Wall With a Tax on Our Mexican Restaurants

This is a brilliant plan mayor. I am glad we elected you in 2010 and even gladder your first act was eliminating the mayoral elections so we don't have to waste time on those any more. I hope Donald Trump does the same for presidential elections.

What I like most is that only Mexicans, gays and Clinton voters eat in those horrible places. No decent Christian would ever eat a "taco" (no coincidence those are shaped like a vagina) or a "burrito" (no coincidence those are shaped like a penis).

So this way the Mexicans DO pay for that wall, just as The Donald promised, and those terrorist anti-democratic filibusterers can no longer prevent Trump from making America great again!

[Titus Templeton]

Re: President Trump Can Pay for the Wall With a Tax on Our Mexican Restaurants

I do not hope these Mexicans increase their restaurant prices to make up for the higher cost. Making customers pay for them paying the wall is racism considering the majority of costumers is white.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: President Trump Can Pay for the Wall With a Tax on Our Mexican Restaurants

I do not hope these Mexicans increase their restaurant prices to make up for the higher cost. Making customers pay for them paying the wall is racism considering the majority of costumers is white.

I don't trust the Mexicans to hold up their end of the bargain. They are obligated to pay for the wall because they caused the problem.

I would expect them to try to raise prices or skimp on serving size. I've heard a burrito should be so large the plate feels heavy. If this changes I'm sure President Trump will be all over those cheaters.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: President Trump Can Pay for the Wall With a Tax on Our Mexican Restaurants

There could be a flaw in this plan, Brother Mr. Mayor. There are numerous Mexicans in my vicinity and it has has been my observation that Mexicans don't pay taxes of any kind.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: President Trump Can Pay for the Wall With a Tax on Our Mexican Restaurants

When the topic of people and goods from Mexico was raised President Trump said simply, "They are not sending us their best."

The same is true about Mexican restaurants. They are businesses that could not make it in their own country so came across the border. The ugly yellow buildings are an eyesore. That is why we need a tax on them.

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

Re: President Trump Can Pay for the Wall With a Tax on Our Mexican Restaurants

How come the mexicans get they're own restaurants any how all this affirmative action is getting out of hand.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: President Trump Can Pay for the Wall With a Tax on Our Mexican Restaurants

This Mexican food is becoming ubiquitous, even Burger King has a breakfast burrito on their menu - and few things are more American than Burger King. They are obviously catering to the masses of illegal immigrants. Even some meddlesome Democrat government types are claiming that Mexican food is unhealthy.

I hate to sound like a Democrat here, but I think the solution is to tax Mexican food no matter where it is sold. That great wall will be paid for by Mexicans, illegal or otherwise.

[handmaiden]

Re: President Trump Can Pay for the Wall With a Tax on Our Mexican Restaurants

We need a special tax on things that only Mexicans eat. Taco sauce, refried beans, cheeses with Spanish-sounding names. Parmesan is okay though. That doesn't sound suspiciously foreign.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: President Trump Can Pay for the Wall With a Tax on Our Mexican Restaurants

We need a special tax on things that only Mexicans eat. Taco sauce, refried beans, cheeses with Spanish-sounding names. Parmesan is okay though. That doesn't sound suspiciously foreign.

And mangoes. They're so pretentious with their weird color and super sweet juiciness, and people who eat them are pretentious. Hipsters who pretend ethnic foods are good can help pay for the wall.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: President Trump Can Pay for the Wall With a Tax on Our Mexican Restaurants

It is racist for the white people to build a wall to keep out the POC because Mexicans were here in Babylon before the white people came. If some of them want to come back it is wrong to keep them out with a wall. There is no wall around Canada so why should there be a wall around Mexico? The white people from Canada come to America and spend their quarters which are worth less than a real quarter and the cashiers at the stores try to get rid of them with the change if you buy something. Then I was the one with all of the Canadian quarters that weren't worth anything. This is what happened when I was a student in Madison Wisconsin which is near Canada. Canadians are much more dangerous than Mexicans so I think if Donald Trump wants a wall it should be around Canada.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: President Trump Can Pay for the Wall With a Tax on Our Mexican Restaurants

It is racist for the white people to build a wall to keep out the POC because Mexicans were here in Babylon before the white people came. .. There is no wall around Canada so why should there be a wall around Mexico? The white people from Canada come to America and spend their quarters which are worth less than a real quarter and the cashiers at the stores try to get rid of them with the change if you buy something. ..

There you go again, I Man, getting things all mixed up. We are not putting a wall up around Canada because Canada has white people. It is because their restaurants are not ugly yellow like the Mexicans. Yellow restaurants with illegal immigrants washing dishes are eye sores. That's why we need the wall.

The Canadians eat white food we can pronounce, mashed potatoes and cod. I'm sure they will come to admire President Trump like we do and will stop using play money. They will soon adopt the U. S. dollar.

[handmaiden]

Re: President Trump Can Pay for the Wall With a Tax on Our Mexican Restaurants

There you go again, I Man, getting things all mixed up. We are not putting a wall up around Canada because Canada has white people. It is because their restaurants are not ugly yellow like the Mexicans. Yellow restaurants with illegal immigrants washing dishes are eye sores. That's why we need the wall.

The Canadians eat white food we can pronounce, mashed potatoes and cod. I'm sure they will come to admire President Trump like we do and will stop using play money. They will soon adopt the U. S. dollar.

The Canadians can be annoying with their "more-liberal-than-thou" attitudes and rampantly available health care.


Maybe Trump should build a corridor leading from Mexico to Canada. Once our Northern Neighbors are besieged with Southern Scum who want benefits without paying for them, they will understand why we needed to elect someone like Trump.


Also, it could be fun seeing those sun-baked sons of perros freezing their burritos off.