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    • Jun 2008
    • 37

    #16
    Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex!

    I don't think any of us understand what you're referring to. Please shut up.

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #17
      Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex!

      Originally posted by Converter View Post
      I don't think any of us understand what you're referring to. Please shut up.
      I don't think she understands what she's referring to. She basically just throws words around in the hope that some of them will enrage Christ.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #18
        Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex!

        Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
        Roy Comfort.
        It's RAY Comfort, you disgusting trollop! If you're going to insult a great man (and derail a thread as you are wont to do), at least get his name right!
        Posted via Prayer

        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

        Blogging for CHRIST!
        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
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        • Old Iron Crotch
          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
          • May 2007
          • 3056

          #19
          Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex!

          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
          It's RAY Comfort, you disgusting trollop! If you're going to insult a great man (and derail a thread as you are wont to do), at least get his name right!


          Whatever. I thought the bit about using the banana to prove intelligent design was funny, but not half as funny as Nick Gisburne, who used the pineapple to disprove intelligent design.
          http://www.audio-bible.com/bible/bible.html
          Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 09-16-2008, 12:18 PM. Reason: Changed pornographic link to something safe and appropriate
          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #20
            Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex!

            You wouldn't know intelligent anything even if it came up and knocked the sailors off your bed.
            Posted via Prayer

            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

            Blogging for CHRIST!
            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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