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    Pope Almost Apologizes!

    Pope is right, if only for a moment. Under pressure to appease followers of one of the most violent religions (you can guess) he buckled under and almost apologized for telling the truth.*

    The Cow 2:216 Warfare is ordained for you, though it is hateful unto you; but it may happen that ye hate a thing which is good for you, and it may happen that ye love a thing which is bad for you. Allah knoweth, ye know not.

    So wouldn’t the Pope be telling a lie if he said War is not ordained by Allah, and all Muslims must not be willing to fight, whether they like it or not?

    Of course, if I had the misfortune of being a mooslim, I’d have a pretty hard time not saying back to the Pope “look who’s calling the kettle black”.

    It all goes to show, if you're gonna start killing folks for your religion, you'd beter be sure you're not following some false religion. Best thing to do is join God's favorite church (LBC of course!) where we worship the truth.

    Mother Glendora
    * http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060916/...ope_muslims_32
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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  • #2
    Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
    Pope is right, if only for a moment. Under pressure to appease followers of one of the most violent religions (you can guess) he buckled under and almost apologized for telling the truth.*
    That bumbling old Antichrist can't do anything right. As soon as he attempts to placate the moon-worshippers, he immediately gets up the noses of the yids. At this rate, he'll never get around to unifying the forces of Satan in time for the Final Battle. Of course, the ironic thing is, if he'd done a better job during his Youth, he wouldn't have to worry about the kikes at all.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • #3
      For once I was going to agree with the demon worshipping pope Ratstinker but he backflipped like a nancyboy. Satan must be very pleased with him.
      Me
      Got Jesus?

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      • #4
        Ratzi the Nazi, as I like to call him, is just another nephew of Satan (closely related to John Kerry). They both say one thing, recant it to say another and mean exactly the opposite of both ("Death to all Christians")! I am waiting, trembling with joy, for the day when they have to answer to GOD ALMIGHTY for their dirty lies. Then they will spend eternity flip-flopping their way all up and down Satan's Pole!
        Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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        • #5
          So wouldn’t the Pope be telling a lie if he said War is not ordained by Allah, and all Muslims must not be willing to fight, whether they like it or not?
          How could you say that, mother Glendie? We all know Allah is just a fake idol and most definitely not a god (satan perhaps, but not god)
          (to Zeke: I wasn't referring to the one true God)

          For once I was going to agree with the demon worshipping pope Ratstinker but he backflipped like a nancyboy. Satan must be very pleased with him.
          And Zeke is complaining about my grammar... It's Ratzinger.
          Soon in Christ

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          • #6
            Originally posted by andrewisI View Post
            And Zeke is complaining about my grammar... It's Ratzinger.
            Around here, we tend to call him Adolf Beelzebub Rat Stinker, aka Pimp Benny Dickt the 666th. Or Ratstinker for short.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #7
              Why should he apologise anyway? Those muslims get their panties in a bunch over anything, never could stand fundamentalists.
              Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Jack View Post
                Why should he apologise anyway? Those muslims get their panties in a bunch over anything, never could stand fundamentalists.
                The Poop, that dress-wearing, Ring-kissing Kiddie fiddling Nazi should apologise even for breathing.
                It's a good job we are Law abiding White True Christians™.

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Jack View Post
                  Why should he apologise anyway? Those muslims get their panties in a bunch over anything, never could stand fundamentalists.
                  Friend, you sound like some kind of a racist to me. Are you a nazi?
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Jack View Post
                    never could stand fundamentalists.
                    Look! Another garden variety scat-wallower awaiting the Wrath of God! Don't worry, Jack. You won't have to wait long. Jesus will be back before you know it to cast you like a rag doll into the lake of fire, where you can debate your warped anti-Christian fundamentalist views with the devil as he eternally plunges your backside with his enormous, wickedly barbed spam-dagger, you sulfur biting piece of filth! Run down to the bookstore, purchase a copy of the KJV 1611, read it from cover to cover. Then read it again. Tithe, Repent...get right with The Lord! Give Jesus a reason to love you, man!

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