Pope Almost Apologizes!

[Glendora Christianson]

Pope is right, if only for a moment. Under pressure to appease followers of one of the most violent religions (you can guess) he buckled under and almost apologized for telling the truth.*

The Cow 2:216 Warfare is ordained for you, though it is hateful unto you; but it may happen that ye hate a thing which is good for you, and it may happen that ye love a thing which is bad for you. Allah knoweth, ye know not.

So wouldn’t the Pope be telling a lie if he said War is not ordained by Allah, and all Muslims must not be willing to fight, whether they like it or not?

Of course, if I had the misfortune of being a mooslim, I’d have a pretty hard time not saying back to the Pope “look who’s calling the kettle black”.

It all goes to show, if you're gonna start killing folks for your religion, you'd beter be sure you're not following some false religion. Best thing to do is join God's favorite church (LBC of course!) where we worship the truth.

Mother Glendora
* http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060916/...ope_muslims_32

[Brother Temperance]

Pope is right, if only for a moment. Under pressure to appease followers of one of the most violent religions (you can guess) he buckled under and almost apologized for telling the truth.*

That bumbling old Antichrist can't do anything right. As soon as he attempts to placate the moon-worshippers, he immediately gets up the noses of the yids. At this rate, he'll never get around to unifying the forces of Satan in time for the Final Battle. Of course, the ironic thing is, if he'd done a better job during his Youth, he wouldn't have to worry about the kikes at all.

[Brother_Mike]

For once I was going to agree with the demon worshipping pope Ratstinker but he backflipped like a nancyboy. Satan must be very pleased with him.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Ratzi the Nazi, as I like to call him, is just another nephew of Satan (closely related to John Kerry). They both say one thing, recant it to say another and mean exactly the opposite of both ("Death to all Christians")! I am waiting, trembling with joy, for the day when they have to answer to GOD ALMIGHTY for their dirty lies. Then they will spend eternity flip-flopping their way all up and down Satan's Pole!

[Andreas]

So wouldn’t the Pope be telling a lie if he said War is not ordained by Allah, and all Muslims must not be willing to fight, whether they like it or not?

How could you say that, mother Glendie? We all know Allah is just a fake idol and most definitely not a god (satan perhaps, but not god)
(to Zeke: I wasn't referring to the one true God)

For once I was going to agree with the demon worshipping pope Ratstinker but he backflipped like a nancyboy. Satan must be very pleased with him.

And Zeke is complaining about my grammar... It's Ratzinger.

[Brother Temperance]

And Zeke is complaining about my grammar... It's Ratzinger.

Around here, we tend to call him Adolf Beelzebub Rat Stinker, aka Pimp Benny Dickt the 666th. Or Ratstinker for short.

[Jack]

Why should he apologise anyway? Those muslims get their panties in a bunch over anything, never could stand fundamentalists.

[Talitha]

Why should he apologise anyway? Those muslims get their panties in a bunch over anything, never could stand fundamentalists.

The Poop, that dress-wearing, Ring-kissing Kiddie fiddling Nazi should apologise even for breathing.
It's a good job we are Law abiding White True Christians™.

[Brother Temperance]

Why should he apologise anyway? Those muslims get their panties in a bunch over anything, never could stand fundamentalists.

Friend, you sound like some kind of a racist to me. Are you a nazi?

[Witch Hammer]

never could stand fundamentalists.

Look! Another garden variety scat-wallower awaiting the Wrath of God! Don't worry, Jack. You won't have to wait long. Jesus will be back before you know it to cast you like a rag doll into the lake of fire, where you can debate your warped anti-Christian fundamentalist views with the devil as he eternally plunges your backside with his enormous, wickedly barbed spam-dagger, you sulfur biting piece of filth! Run down to the bookstore, purchase a copy of the KJV 1611, read it from cover to cover. Then read it again. Tithe, Repent...get right with The Lord! Give Jesus a reason to love you, man!