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  • #31
    Re: DesMoines Supports Queer Marriage

    Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
    Originally posted by PastorEzekiel
    I guess THIS ruling means you can marry your tractor or your dog or your 6 year old daughter if you want to.
    Pastor, you have always been able to do this in Iowa...
    And in India. Crazy Hellbound dotheads!

    Iowa will turn into this if we don't do something about it!






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    Indian Man Marries Dog to Beat 'Curse'

    Nov 13, 2007
    CHENNAI, India (AFP) — An Indian farmer has married his dog in a bid to overcome what he believes is a curse caused by him having stoned to death two mating dogs in his rice field, press reports said.
    The 34-year-old farmer, identified as Selvakumar from Sivaganga district in the southern state of Tamil Nadu, fell on bad fortune 15 years ago after killing the dogs and hanging their carcasses from a tree.
    A few days later, his hearing and speech were impaired and he was unable to walk.
    Doctors were clueless, but an astrologer finally told him he was cursed by the spirits of the dogs he had killed. He could undo the curse only if he married a dog and live with it, the soothsayer said.
    After a long search for a 'suitable bride', Selvakumar managed to get a four-year-old mongrel bitch from a friend and had a fully-fledged Hindu wedding in front of villagers and elders on Sunday, eyewitnesses said.
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    • #32
      Re: DesMoines Supports Queer Marriage

      Today's the day, people! There could be gays getting married in Iowa TODAY.

      LINK
      A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

      Psalm 139:19-20
      Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
      For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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      • #33
        Re: DesMoines Supports Queer Marriage

        Originally posted by Eugene Hackwith View Post
        Today's the day, people! There could be gays getting married in Iowa TODAY.

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        Don't worry! We've got dozens of Prayer Warriors on the case!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #34
          Re: DesMoines Supports Queer Marriage

          Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
          Free Republic has a few liberal biases, but overall, it is one of the few islands of righteousness on the Interwebs.

          Now that this assault on traditional marriage has come to this state, I may never be able too look at my wife in the same way again. I may even have to call off my daughter's wedding. Sodomite activists, why must you do this to us?

          Praise Jesus and pass the ammunition. Our missionaries have officially have stoned all of the remaining godless evo-atheists at Free Republic to oblivion. The owner, and old righteous soul of whom we have wrapped around our fingers, has eliminated all those godless Temple of Darwin worshipers from their site and has drawn a line in the sand.

          Free Republic is a fringe right-wing Christian fundamentalist site

          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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          • #35
            Re: DesMoines Supports Queer Marriage

            Fringe?

            Sounds like hippie-faggot clothing to me.

            Not sure I want to be associated with "men" who wear fringe.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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