God Does Not Like Electric Cars

[Johny Joe Hold]

I've been monitoring this new thing, cars that are powered by only a battery. A mayor has to bend a little to voters. But when an issue comes along that is clearly opposed by God a Mayor has to side with God and take whatever consequences voters give him.

The first problem with electric cars is you cannot see the electricity. This is different than the gasoline God has provided and that we can see with our own eyes.

Even more alarming are the explosions of electric cars that have "no explanation." Fires that have "no explanation" are always the work of God. It seems obvious God is sending His message he does not want us driving electric cars and will punish those who do.

The rule is no electric cars in Freehold.

[Cranky Old Man]

If God wanted us to drive electric cars, He would not have given us gasoline.

[Johny Joe Hold]

If God wanted us to drive electric cars, He would not have given us gasoline.

You make good sense, Brother Cranky. Jesus at the wheel as in that photograph answers the question that I see in the press, "What car would Jesus own?" He would see the resources God provided and decide accordingly. God put oil in our earth. Jesus would use it.

[MitzaLizalor]

Spontaneous Vehicular Combustion

We know the pope drives a Lamborghini, painted up about as tasteless as you can get it goes without saying. Here he is muttering over the thing before going out in it or raffling it off or whatever he did. Anyway, they gave him one and that red convertible also has an Italian look to it. I'm not sure whether Jesus would drive such vehicles?