Which Federal Employees Should Trump Fire First

[Johny Joe Hold]

Trump sent thousands of emails to federal employees asking them to resign. Some, of course, will not and will need to be fired. Which set of Federal employees should he fire first? I'm hoping Landover Baptist can have some influence here. My thinking is all homers who work in government should go first. Then, every employee with a rainbow flag or sign on his/her desk needs to go home. Trans? I'm hoping they left before the inauguration.

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[Anthony Harper]

Whatever happened to Rachel Lavine? Is he still in the government or did Trump give him the boot?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Whatever happened to Rachel Lavine? Is he still in the government or did Trump give him the boot?

Good question, Mr. Harper. Ralph is gone but insists he is Rachel. Maybe Biden and the Catholics can straighten him out.

[Johny Joe Hold]

President Trump is firing federal employees that are part of diversity and inclusion. He put big tariffs on goods from our neighbors, Mexico and Canada. These countries with their small leaders will stop our goods from being sold in those countries. He said prices will be higher, some goods no longer available, revenue and jobs from exporting goods to Cananda and Mexico will evaporate and other problems. He explained this is what will Make America Great Again. I'm really feeling confident about our future.

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[Cranky Old Man]

My thinking is all homers who work in government should go first. Then, every employee with a rainbow flag or sign on his/her desk needs to go home. Trans?

Trump needs to fire all women so they can start making babies for Jesus again. We need more Christian babies!

[Isabella White]

Well, I think that our beloved President Trump should fire that mouthy Jasmine Crockett woman. Oh, I know that she is an elected Representative and not a "regular" federal worker, but fire her anyway. Her election was undoubtedly rigged! I mean, do we want four more years of that Crockett witch taking temper tantrums every time dear Marjorie Taylor Greene says something?!