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NEGROES FOR SALE!!!
Okay, the title was slightly misleading! You can't buy any of these negroes, but you can hire them! See, I've just moved to Freehold and because of the slumping economy, I have to cut back on a few luxuries. I have an army of negro and Mexican servants but I have to let them go. They've given me years of excellent service and hard work and I hate to see them go unemployed, so I promised I would try to find a new employer for them. They work hard and expect low wages! Come and get 'em while they last!
This is Jupiter. He hails from Tupelo, Mississippi. He is a very old-style Southerner and knows his place. He has worked as a chaffeur and butler for me. He enjoys fishing and cooking up crawdads. He has worked hard for me for years and will put up with any amount of verbal abuse.
He is perfectly fine calling you "master" provided you give him the weekends off to go fishing! 
This is Miss Sally Johnson (she related to you Vavoline?). She has worked as a mammy for my kids, but now that they're older, we don't need her services anymore. She is a wonderful caretaker and the children will love her! She loves to entertain the kids by singing negro spirituals and playing the banjo for them. And lemme tell you, no one makes better biscuits and gravy! If you got kids, hire Miss Sally today!
Finally, this is Alfredo. I know he's not a negro, but he's a Mexican. Alfredo is an expert when it comes to lawn and garden care. Whether its keeping your marathon grass nice and trim or making sure your rose bushes win the blue ribbon prize, Alfredo's the man to do it. Since he doesn't speak English, he never complains. If you've got a lawn, there ain't no better Mexican to mow it than him.
So there you have it folks! Three excellent workers who I am giving glowing recommendations. Make sure you give them jobs, they need 'em! You can either PM me or call my cell phone if you are interested.
This is Jupiter. He hails from Tupelo, Mississippi. He is a very old-style Southerner and knows his place. He has worked as a chaffeur and butler for me. He enjoys fishing and cooking up crawdads. He has worked hard for me for years and will put up with any amount of verbal abuse.
He is perfectly fine calling you "master" provided you give him the weekends off to go fishing! This is Miss Sally Johnson (she related to you Vavoline?). She has worked as a mammy for my kids, but now that they're older, we don't need her services anymore. She is a wonderful caretaker and the children will love her! She loves to entertain the kids by singing negro spirituals and playing the banjo for them. And lemme tell you, no one makes better biscuits and gravy! If you got kids, hire Miss Sally today!
Finally, this is Alfredo. I know he's not a negro, but he's a Mexican. Alfredo is an expert when it comes to lawn and garden care. Whether its keeping your marathon grass nice and trim or making sure your rose bushes win the blue ribbon prize, Alfredo's the man to do it. Since he doesn't speak English, he never complains. If you've got a lawn, there ain't no better Mexican to mow it than him.
So there you have it folks! Three excellent workers who I am giving glowing recommendations. Make sure you give them jobs, they need 'em! You can either PM me or call my cell phone if you are interested.
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